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Radioactive material missing at Texas A&M
Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:56 am
Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:56 am
I wonder what group of Aggies is so intent on one-upping the offensive weapons of their rivals that they feel they must prepare atomic retaliation? Or is losing this package just a sign of incompetence?
"A package of radioactive material that was supposed to be delivered to an on-campus office at Texas A&M University has gone missing..
"...The package is said to be a medium-sized cardboard box, weighing about 27 pounds, KBTX reported.
"If anyone has any information about the box's whereabouts, they are asked to contact the Environmental Health and Safety Office immediately (979) 845-2132."
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"A package of radioactive material that was supposed to be delivered to an on-campus office at Texas A&M University has gone missing..
"...The package is said to be a medium-sized cardboard box, weighing about 27 pounds, KBTX reported.
"If anyone has any information about the box's whereabouts, they are asked to contact the Environmental Health and Safety Office immediately (979) 845-2132."
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:57 am to Jacknola
cartels 
put up a wall!!!!11
put up a wall!!!!11
Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:58 am to Jacknola
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Or is losing this package just a sign of incompetence?
For Fed Ex maybe:
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According to an internal email sent by Christopher Meyer, an assistant VP with the Office of Safety and Security, the FedEx shipment of was sent from Science Engineering and Education Company in Edina, Minnesota.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:58 am to Jacknola
God dammit Aggies. If you give me dick cancer I'm gonna be so pissed
Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:59 am to Jacknola
LSU should be worried.
Be safe Tigers. Be wary of nervous homos holding a clock with wires wearing maroon.
Be safe Tigers. Be wary of nervous homos holding a clock with wires wearing maroon.
This post was edited on 9/1/15 at 11:00 am
Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:59 am to Jacknola
It left from Minnesota and never made it to campus... the only incompetence is your reading comprehension. 
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:00 am to Jacknola
so fedex lost it, sent from minnesota, never arrived.
that's a pretty large search area.
did the package travel via the east coast, west coast, somewhere in the middle? did it make it out of the warehouse or w/e in minnesota?
did it arrive in texas at all?
that's a pretty large search area.
did the package travel via the east coast, west coast, somewhere in the middle? did it make it out of the warehouse or w/e in minnesota?
did it arrive in texas at all?
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:01 am to Supravol22
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God dammit Aggies. If you give me dick cancer I'm gonna be so pissed
Stop fricking aggies in the arse
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:04 am to IT_Dawg
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Stop fricking aggies in the arse
He walked right into that one.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:09 am to Jacknola
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the school is confident the package was not received by the university's Radiation Safety Office.
Probably lost in some break room in Memphis.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:13 am to Supravol22
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God dammit Aggies. If you give me dick cancer I'm gonna be so pissed
At least if you got cancer on it, it might grow for a change.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:14 am to BadAgg7
Its probably stuck in a FedEx ground hub somewhere. Packages get lost and found all the time.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:16 am to Jacknola
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Radioactive material missing at Texas A&M
I don't care what you think you read in those flimsy paper books.. It won't help your football team.
This post was edited on 9/1/15 at 11:36 am
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:16 am to Jacknola
Reading comprehension m8.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:18 am to Hugh McElroy
Someone Check Speedy Noil's trunk. 
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:18 am to Jacknola
I'm just worried the bats have gotten a hold of it. Giant radioactive Aggie bats (science says the highest rate of homosexuality in mammals is among bats) swooping down and molesting everyone in the new stadium would make for an interesting season down there.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:19 am to Pavoloco83
exactly. i think someone who had to handle it decided they really didnt wanna handle it and ditched it somewhere.
i'm sure fedex has a hazmat branch (i'm assuming this), somebody just said frick it, i'm not messin with this shite.
i'm sure fedex has a hazmat branch (i'm assuming this), somebody just said frick it, i'm not messin with this shite.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:26 am to BadAgg7
they have a suspect in custody as we speak....an unnamed source has verified that as the shipment was making its way through the state of arkanass, it was hijacked....the only description of the person in custody is that he is a football coach for a state university in arkanass....no charges have been filed as of yet, because, apparently, the suspect ate the evidence....not only is bert fat, he will now be glow in the dark fat
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:27 am to chizhead
that was my second guess.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 11:29 am to Phil A Sheo
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I don't care what you think you read in those flimsy paper books.. It won't help you football team.
They would help with your grammar though.
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