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re: Predict Bert's Season

Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:45 pm to
His stomach is 21-0 vs his penis in their last 21 yearly matchups.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37683 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:49 pm to
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ra'd

Pussy
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:50 pm to
dick
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5593 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:55 pm to
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D2 Chinese Buffet - L

No fricking way, he can order this for take out.

Bert doesn't lose at home.
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by OSqueal
Where ever the beer is
Member since Jan 2011
5387 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 5:01 pm to
Everyone on of those places are underdogs. They don't stand a chance against the Bert attack.
Posted by TeeteringBrink
Member since Feb 2007
1109 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 5:38 pm to
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Predict Bert's Season

Increases Jen's allowance.
Gets blowjob.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5593 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 5:41 pm to
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Increases Jen's allowance.
Gets blowjob.
??????
Profit!

FIFY
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14226 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 6:31 pm to
Bert has been making Gus's Fried Chicken his bitch all offseason.

His last serving comes Aug 30th and he'll crush it.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 6:36 pm to
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D2 Chinese Buffet - L


foolish. Bert's never met a buffet that could defeat him.
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