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Posted on 7/15/13 at 7:33 pm to TheWhizzinator
Drunks tend to get emotional and cry.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 7:36 pm to TheWhizzinator
Well, we all know that that sh-t is false. Johnnys mom showed up in a brand new AMG E65, his pre 21st birthday present. She then handed him a lb of coke and said "johnny, I hired those girls last night to get you wasted so you would get kicked out of camp. We need to get you the f-ck out of LA because it sucks muled-ck, and we need to get you to Hookah bar, stat."
Posted on 7/15/13 at 7:42 pm to Phil Wenneck
You can say shite, frick, and dick, you unfunny fig.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:06 pm to Slippery Slope
Don't get off-topic bitch, this thread is about jff.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:09 pm to Phil Wenneck
Did not read
You people have made this 27 pages...awesome!
You people have made this 27 pages...awesome!
Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:13 pm to aggiegreg93
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You people
Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:01 pm to NATidefan
Isn't crying step3 of the 12 step process?
JFF getting better!
Aggies staaaaaacked
SEC fricked!
JFF getting better!
Aggies staaaaaacked
SEC fricked!
This post was edited on 7/15/13 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:41 pm to Jobu93
Starting to remind me of that movie The Program where the team got all the preseason hype and their QB had all the hype for the Heisman. But yet the QB was a drunk that missed part of the season while in rehab and the team imploded. This must be the sequel.
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:43 pm to Greg09Ag
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'roses are red, violets are blue, JFF is a dumbass and anyone who thinks he isn't your a dumbass too'
FIFY
Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:57 pm to VolsMissthe90s
It doesn't really roll off the tongue like the original, though I like the sentiment. Work on it a bit. I think you're onto something here.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 10:05 pm to finestfirst79
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It doesn't really roll off the tongue like the original,
I agree with this. Not much effort put into it.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 2:46 am to WhiskeyBent
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But I am not going to through the alcoholic bomb around because he can afford to drink in Vegas and not at Bogies.
OK, wait. You're either saying one of two things:
A: You believe that we're saying that he's an alcoholic (in the making) because he's rich.
OR
B: You believe that he can't become an alcoholic due to being rich.
Either way, go down a few more tumblers yourself, Pops, and go brag on the Texaggy premium board about how you're gonna "rustled some jimmies" here on tRant.
This post was edited on 7/16/13 at 2:47 am
Posted on 7/16/13 at 6:08 am to finestfirst79
Johnny likely blew off the Saturday session because he didn't need the Manning's help.
Johnny Manziel 295-434, 68% completion rating, 5116 total yards (3706 passing 1410 rushing) 26 TD's to 9 INT's, 155.8 QB rating, 47 total TD's
Peyton Manning 287 of 477, 60.2% completion rating, 3789 total yards (3817 passing -30 rushing), 36TD to 11INT's, 147.7 QB rating, 39 total TD's
Eli Manning 275-441, 62.4% completion rating, 3572 total offense (3600 passing -28 rushing), 29 TD's to 10 INT's, 148.5 QB rating, 32 total TD's
Archie Manning 154-265, 58.1% completion rating, 2264 total offense (1762 passing 502 rushing) 9 TD's to 9 INT's, 118 QB rating, 23 total TD's
Johnny is 1327 total yards better than Peytons best ever
Johnny is 8 total TD's better than Peytons best ever
Johnny is 7.8% more accurate than Peyton
Johnny is 8.1 points better in QB rating than Peyton
Johnny is less likely to throw an INT than Peyton (2.0% vs 2.3%)
Johnny is 1544 total yards better than Eli best ever
Johnny is 15 total TD's better than Eli's best ever
Johnny is 5.6% more accurate than Eli
Johnny is 7.3 points better in QB rating than Eli
Johnny is less likely to throw an INT than Eli (2.0% vs 2.2%)
Johnny is 2852 total yards better than Archie's best ever
Johnny is 24 total TD's better than Archie's best ever
Johnny is 19.9% more accurate than Archie
Johnny is 37.8 points better in QB rating than Archie
Johnny is less likely to throw an INT than Archie (2.0% vs 3.3%) (via tarletontexan)
Johnny Manziel 295-434, 68% completion rating, 5116 total yards (3706 passing 1410 rushing) 26 TD's to 9 INT's, 155.8 QB rating, 47 total TD's
Peyton Manning 287 of 477, 60.2% completion rating, 3789 total yards (3817 passing -30 rushing), 36TD to 11INT's, 147.7 QB rating, 39 total TD's
Eli Manning 275-441, 62.4% completion rating, 3572 total offense (3600 passing -28 rushing), 29 TD's to 10 INT's, 148.5 QB rating, 32 total TD's
Archie Manning 154-265, 58.1% completion rating, 2264 total offense (1762 passing 502 rushing) 9 TD's to 9 INT's, 118 QB rating, 23 total TD's
Johnny is 1327 total yards better than Peytons best ever
Johnny is 8 total TD's better than Peytons best ever
Johnny is 7.8% more accurate than Peyton
Johnny is 8.1 points better in QB rating than Peyton
Johnny is less likely to throw an INT than Peyton (2.0% vs 2.3%)
Johnny is 1544 total yards better than Eli best ever
Johnny is 15 total TD's better than Eli's best ever
Johnny is 5.6% more accurate than Eli
Johnny is 7.3 points better in QB rating than Eli
Johnny is less likely to throw an INT than Eli (2.0% vs 2.2%)
Johnny is 2852 total yards better than Archie's best ever
Johnny is 24 total TD's better than Archie's best ever
Johnny is 19.9% more accurate than Archie
Johnny is 37.8 points better in QB rating than Archie
Johnny is less likely to throw an INT than Archie (2.0% vs 3.3%) (via tarletontexan)
Posted on 7/16/13 at 8:36 am to Greg09Ag
How long until Tyler Seguin and JFF become BFF's?
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:07 am to Smoke Ring
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Johnny likely blew off the Saturday session because he didn't need the Manning's help.
He wasn't there to get help. He was there as an instructor to 8-12 grade students who get the opportunity to learn from college and NFL QB's. The issue is these kids who were probably excited to learn from JFF, got stood up. I don't know how much this camp costs but I'm sure it isn't cheap. As a parent I'd be pissed which is why Archie saw fit to shuffle things around and send JFF home so these kids could be taught by someone sober.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:27 am to chimneylooker
bump
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:38 am to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
bumpity bump.
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:42 am to CheeseburgerEddie
You know what Manziel has in common with all 3 mannings? He'll never win a championship in college.
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