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re: Player Safety Expert Bret Beleima....

Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:52 pm to
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This is the first quote I've heard of this and I follow 5+ people on twitter who quote every press conference he does word for word


Says it in the nichols st presser. Every coach does this its not like its a surprise... They just dont talk about it
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:35 pm to
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Oh ok, so when (if) you're riding a 9 game win streak don't bother thumping your chest about how good you are because that is just a statistical anomaly? amirite?


You're confusing my posting habits with those of some other guys. You don't have to tell me not to bump/start braggadocios threads like that.

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Give it a break with this living in a vacuum shite. Your team has sucked arse of late, just accept it and take your lumps.



You don't like the fact that the whole vacuum thing is, well, a VERIFIABLE thing? So just don't mention it? You sound like a feminist. If it doesn't fit your narrative then, by God, we shouldn't talk about it.

Accepting that my team sucks isn't the discussion, simpleton. I have never said that we DIDN'T suck. I have never said anything either way. MOSTLY because we've only played one (really good) team. No one knows if we suck yet THIS YEAR. If there's anything Auburn fans know, it's that teams can start slow. If there's anything ELSE Auburn fans know, it's that one year's results are not an impediment towards improving the next year.

It's the elements that CONTRIBUTE to that suckiness that matter.

"HAHA you suck 1997 San Antonio Spurs! You will always suck!"

You see how fricking retarded you'd look now if you had said that back then? What is now, may not always be.

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Trust me, Auburn fans know what it's like to go winless in the SEC. If you don't laugh at yourself then you're just going to be miserable.

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Methinks you completely miss the point.
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 2:36 pm
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:41 pm to
Bert is just trying to sound like a badass. He doesn't understand that beating an SEC team would be more impressive that talking about his rasslin career.
Probably scared the shite out of the Nichols State Colonels though
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:45 pm to
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ocelot4ark


You still sailing on these clowns?
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:45 pm to
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rootisback


Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:46 pm to
Slow day at work.
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:54 pm to
I would hate having that fat grimy loudmouth as my coach
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4448 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:54 pm to
At next FatCamp, Bert needs to attend the 2pm Anger Management breakout session
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:55 pm to
I get bored with the Auburn folks too fast. Minus a few, most of them just aren't very sharp and are way too easy to get riled up. Not much of a challenge.

Carry on
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4448 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:00 pm to
Slow down or you'll hurt yourself.
Posted by LordByron
Member since Nov 2013
259 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:29 pm to
Bummer, Hogville's deleted that gem of a thread
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:33 pm to
I don't know how I can get any clearer than my previous two part explanation.

If the fact that your shite team is getting ribbed on an SEC message board is too much for you to comprehend then maybe you should take a break from the internet for a while.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16968 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:37 pm to
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Arkansas will be ready to take Petrino back.


Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105404 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:44 pm to
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get bored with the Auburn folks too fast. Minus a few, most of them just aren't very sharp and are way too easy to get riled up. Not much of a challenge.


Yeah you're a real beast on the message boards and provide an intellectual challenge to any who dare to engage you in discussion. Your brain is too big...








What do the bus windows taste like while riding to school?
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:58 pm to
Has Bert won a conference game while I was gone?
Posted by polydorr
Member since Nov 2013
1385 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 4:15 pm to
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Would take Bielema over Gus any day


toplel
Posted by YouDontKnowBro
Los Angeles
Member since Apr 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 4:24 pm to
Arkansas is a fricking joke these days.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:51 pm to
Arkie had a chance to be somebody....that chance is gone.



Also, Bret/Bert is fat
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