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re: Player Safety Expert Bret Beleima....
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:52 pm to Hogwall Jackson
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:52 pm to Hogwall Jackson
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This is the first quote I've heard of this and I follow 5+ people on twitter who quote every press conference he does word for word
Says it in the nichols st presser. Every coach does this its not like its a surprise... They just dont talk about it
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:35 pm to jso0003
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Oh ok, so when (if) you're riding a 9 game win streak don't bother thumping your chest about how good you are because that is just a statistical anomaly? amirite?
You're confusing my posting habits with those of some other guys. You don't have to tell me not to bump/start braggadocios threads like that.
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Give it a break with this living in a vacuum shite. Your team has sucked arse of late, just accept it and take your lumps.
You don't like the fact that the whole vacuum thing is, well, a VERIFIABLE thing? So just don't mention it? You sound like a feminist. If it doesn't fit your narrative then, by God, we shouldn't talk about it.
Accepting that my team sucks isn't the discussion, simpleton. I have never said that we DIDN'T suck. I have never said anything either way. MOSTLY because we've only played one (really good) team. No one knows if we suck yet THIS YEAR. If there's anything Auburn fans know, it's that teams can start slow. If there's anything ELSE Auburn fans know, it's that one year's results are not an impediment towards improving the next year.
It's the elements that CONTRIBUTE to that suckiness that matter.
"HAHA you suck 1997 San Antonio Spurs! You will always suck!"
You see how fricking retarded you'd look now if you had said that back then? What is now, may not always be.
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Trust me, Auburn fans know what it's like to go winless in the SEC. If you don't laugh at yourself then you're just going to be miserable.
Methinks you completely miss the point.
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Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:41 pm to LordByron
Bert is just trying to sound like a badass. He doesn't understand that beating an SEC team would be more impressive that talking about his rasslin career.
Probably scared the shite out of the Nichols State Colonels though
Probably scared the shite out of the Nichols State Colonels though
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:45 pm to ocelot4ark
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ocelot4ark
You still sailing on these clowns?
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:54 pm to jso0003
I would hate having that fat grimy loudmouth as my coach
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:54 pm to ocelot4ark
At next FatCamp, Bert needs to attend the 2pm Anger Management breakout session
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:55 pm to ocelot4ark
I get bored with the Auburn folks too fast. Minus a few, most of them just aren't very sharp and are way too easy to get riled up. Not much of a challenge.
Carry on
Carry on
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:00 pm to BillyBobPorkin
Slow down or you'll hurt yourself.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:29 pm to fontell
Bummer, Hogville's deleted that gem of a thread
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:33 pm to LordByron
I don't know how I can get any clearer than my previous two part explanation.
If the fact that your shite team is getting ribbed on an SEC message board is too much for you to comprehend then maybe you should take a break from the internet for a while.
If the fact that your shite team is getting ribbed on an SEC message board is too much for you to comprehend then maybe you should take a break from the internet for a while.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:37 pm to GerryDiNardo
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Arkansas will be ready to take Petrino back.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:44 pm to BillyBobPorkin
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get bored with the Auburn folks too fast. Minus a few, most of them just aren't very sharp and are way too easy to get riled up. Not much of a challenge.
Yeah you're a real beast on the message boards and provide an intellectual challenge to any who dare to engage you in discussion. Your brain is too big...
What do the bus windows taste like while riding to school?
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:58 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Has Bert won a conference game while I was gone?
Posted on 9/5/14 at 4:15 pm to Gladius Veritas
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Would take Bielema over Gus any day
toplel
Posted on 9/5/14 at 4:24 pm to BillyBobPorkin
Arkansas is a fricking joke these days.
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:51 pm to YouDontKnowBro
Arkie had a chance to be somebody....that chance is gone.
Also, Bret/Bert is fat
Also, Bret/Bert is fat
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