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re: Pigs are the trashiest!!
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:23 am to 3nOut
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:23 am to 3nOut
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I find it awesome that in the story he had a piss balloon ready at the time
FIFY
And that should prove his yanking the frick out of your chain.
Sorry but deflecting a piss ballon is almost as funny as bro Wallace fumble and following face plant
This post was edited on 11/29/13 at 8:25 am
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Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:31 am to Jaydeaux
I'm going to just let myself believe this story is real. The thought of this guy having a stockpile of emergency piss balloons is too much to give up.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:44 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
Stop being a bitch
He does this almost every week we play an SEC team
He does this almost every week we play an SEC team
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:48 am to cas4t
This shite really happened though!!
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:49 am to NicoBlues
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i reached in the door and grabbed a piss balloon. I heaved it and the guy deflected it, subsequently drenching his fat wife in my juices
Best part
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:49 am to reggierayreb
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Before i could do anything, my dad had hopped on his hog to chase down the Pig.
Makes the story better
LOL Thought it was a nice touch too.
Anyone have a mental flash of his dad in a neck brace and skinned up nose after his ride?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:51 am to NicoBlues
So you started at the RV and ended up at the house? Did your dad pull the mobile home to Touchdown Village?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:54 am to Crow Pie
trash
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:08 am to The Ramp
I love a really good fictional story.
This is right up there with A Game of Thrones!
This is right up there with A Game of Thrones!
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:10 am to NicoBlues
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My son was immediately drenched in coca cola, in this 30 degree weather, no less. We didnt even have an extra Tshirt or shorts.
30 degree weather in shorts and T shirt....right, sure. Weak Troll trolls weakly.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:13 am to LsuTool
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My dad git in the dudes face, and i reached in the door and grabbed a piss balloon
Nice git...
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:15 am to NicoBlues
Only mistake the 'Arky' made was a bad throw - I'm sure he was aiming at you instead of your kid.
But, a lot of our passes have missed the target this year, and probably a few more today.
Been that kind of year.
But, a lot of our passes have missed the target this year, and probably a few more today.
Been that kind of year.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:15 am to WylieTiger
shite is flying over yalls heads pretty quickly this morn. My folks live in a RV and im a shitty parent that dresses his kid in summer clothes for the winter
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:17 am to NicoBlues
Funny stuff (upvoted)
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:18 am to NicoBlues
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My folks live in a RV and im a shitty parent that dresses his kid in summer clothes for the winter
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:52 am to NicoBlues
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tiger baiting Arky fans, when a Hawg hurlz his 44oz fountain drink from his car window.
Wut?!? No Bourbon in it?
FAIL. SEC FAIL. NATIONAL FAIL. THANKSGIVING FAIL.
See Iron Bowl for how to do this right.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 10:04 am to NicoBlues
Oh look, it's the asskickingbraggingontheinternetlsufan again..
Posted on 11/29/13 at 10:16 am to NicoBlues
How do you people not find this hilarious? The piss balloon, chasing down the guy on the hog, the use of "git", the blood and Copenhagen through the air. The way it was written was perfect and needs to be published, up vote.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 10:18 am to aggressor
quote:STTDB
LSU fans are all class.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 10:24 am to NicoBlues
Git dem balloons ready Nico ...dey headed dat way.
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