Petition for Bama to be banned from Final 4 in all major sports

Still reeling from that Bama loss last night y’all. Very difficult to watch. Good thing it’s Sunday or else I’d have to call in sick for work, because I am physically ill.

Bama fans, I get that your team can’t be a 2010s football type team all the time, but let’s be real here. If we’re going to have to deal with loss after loss on the big stage, perhaps it’s time to pass the torch. Bama hasn’t won a national championship in anything in SIX YEARS. I think so many of you are still in the denial stage of grief. This will not get better for you until you at least show SOME progress and move through the next stages of grief as quickly as possible. For reference, next would be anger (yikes), bargaining, depression, acceptance.

The SEC just looks foolish now. Bama fans are my brothers and I will die on that hill but it doesn’t mean I can’t be upset about the utter humiliation we endured last night.

No one wants us to be called the South (L)eastern Conference and if Bama keeps appearing on the big stage, that is an inevitability.

Discuss.