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re: Ole Miss fans: does chad kelly act like one of them gangsters

Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

quote:
My wife's sister is a cheerleader


Pics?



Damn Pork...you're a horny motherfricker.

You have a fetish for cheerleaders or something?
Posted by Calvin Candie
The Cleopatra Club
Member since Dec 2014
485 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:12 pm to
He's a member of the Whig Party...yes??
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37686 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:13 pm to
I don't know if I would go quite that far

I think he's just white trash and dumb
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:15 pm to
One eye is lower than the other by a good 1/16 of an inch. Sure sign of bad genetics. He's gonna implode sooner or later.
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:15 pm to
What's his favorite scent?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

One eye is lower than the other by a good 1/16 of an inch. Sure sign of bad genetics. He's gonna implode sooner or later.


Posted by Calvin Candie
The Cleopatra Club
Member since Dec 2014
485 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:16 pm to
He sounds like Paul Wall. That's right in that particular wheelhouse.
Posted by PiggieSmalls
Member since Nov 2014
268 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:18 pm to
After Allen scored the two point conversion and was laying on the ground, Kelly walked alone through the entire Arkansas team in the end zone to pat him on the back and make sure he was ok. That said enough for me. Class act. I was shocked.
This post was edited on 11/16/15 at 9:19 pm
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:20 pm to
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Damn Pork...you're a horny motherfricker.

You have a fetish for cheerleaders or something?


Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17448 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:25 pm to
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Damn Pork...you're a horny motherfricker. You have a fetish for cheerleaders or something?


Ummm Duh? He is a male right?
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes Gambler
Member since Dec 2014
3916 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:27 pm to
Dude drinks 40's and smokes Newports. Has a rap video. Likes "exotic" women. I think it's been narrowed down pretty far.
Posted by Calvin Candie
The Cleopatra Club
Member since Dec 2014
485 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:29 pm to
It is known.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:31 pm to
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There's a certain word that autocorrects to "wanker" on here. See if you can figure it out


Which one? Could it possibly be a word that Mizzou students use too frequently?

Edit: found it. W.igger.
This post was edited on 11/16/15 at 11:48 pm
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:31 pm to
Still have twitter? Check it out.
Posted by TommyM
Conflict of interest
Member since Nov 2013
2295 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 9:32 pm to
How the frick did Alabama lose to this guy and Bro Wallace in back to back years? :casty: :notenoughcastys:
Posted by ALRebel
Member since Aug 2015
75 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

After Allen scored the two point conversion and was laying on the ground, Kelly walked alone through the entire Arkansas team in the end zone to pat him on the back and make sure he was ok. That said enough for me. Class act. I was shocked.


He does things like this quite often, it just gets overlooked because of his past. I wonder what SEC team would not want him on their team right now? Bet LSU wishes they had an actual QB playing QB right now. They might as well let Fournette take it out of the wildcat and play QB.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 10:14 pm to
Wanting to frick cheerleaders isn't a fetish.

Not wanting to frick cheerleaders is a fetish. Or as some folks say, an Aggie.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 11:12 pm to
Bingo. And cheerleaders are more flexible, so it makes it more fun.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 11:25 pm to
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And cheerleaders are more flexible, so it makes it more fun.



This is very true. We'd do heel stretches while doing a single partner stunt with a coed cheerleader. So flexibility and great balance were a must.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 11:32 pm to
I don't know that lingo, but that sounds kinky.
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