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Offseason Doldrums Thread Part I: Sneaking Booze into a Stadium Near You

Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:33 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:33 am
To further along NBamaAlum thread from last night, How easy is it to sneak the nectar of the gods into your stadium? Ever been busted? Also, game day on campus or walking around town, how do the 5-0’s handle open container?

For Auburn, personally if you are not a student, it is too easy. They don’t really check guys at all. I have walked in with beers in my pockets and/or at least 10 mini bottles. Security will look in the women’s purses or bags, buts that’s about it.

Now for the students, it's a whole other story. They get patted down and checked very well. Either have the ladies hide it or you have to tuck into the crotchal regions.


As far as, around town you can have an open container as long as you are not too far away from campus and the downtown/toomer's area. They usualy give you until a few hours after the game for off campus. On-Campus as long as you are not beligerent they dont care until the next day.


So probably not a new topic, but discuss amonst yourselves

ETA. I will update this with a list for each school as we go.

Alabama:
Student Section--Be Careful, the more NF the easier
Non Student--Fairly easy, no real pat downs, just purse/bag checking
On Campus--No Worries
Off-Campus---

Arky:

Auburn:
Non student section you're golden, they only check purses and bags
Students- you're gonna get raped, prepare your butthole
On Campus-no worries all day
Off Campus-allowed just dont stray miles away from campus and put it away a few hours after the game when the crowd dies down

UF:

UGA:

UK:

LSU:
Students-
Non-Students--They dont care
On Campus--
Off-Campus

Ole Miss:
Non-Student--Very Easy, no pat downs
Student--Tough, give it to someone else to transfer it to you, ramp area or alumni
On-Campus-- you're golden
Off Campus--

Miss St:
Student Section--Easy
Non-Student--Easy, No pat downs
On Campus- Good to Go
Off Campus- Good on gamedays

USC:

UT:

Vandy: just kidding. And a Vandy poster come out of the woodwork with his second post.
Student Section--Fairly Easy use slight discretion
Non-Student--purses checked but easy as 3.1415
on campus--if you are underage, put it in a cup. Glass bottles are frowned upon, but usually left alone.
off campus--Don't even think about it. Even around the bars and honky-tonks, Metro cops will wait for you to walk out with that open container
No mention of library or study areas

Newbs
aTm:
Non-Students--no pat downs just check purses and bags
Students--
On Campus-Free for all
Off Campus--Not Allowed at all, police are "Nazis", possible opening of barricaded area in Northgate(bar district)

Mizzou
Student--
Non-Student--Purses will be checked, and they might open a blanket up if you bring one on a cold day, or search a coat. At Mizzou, the west side is designated "alumni" and the east side is "student" although there are alumni and fans everywhere.You might occasionally get a pat-down, but it's always half-assed, and they generally don't from the alumni side at all.
On Campus/Off-- open container policy, but it's ignored anywhere near the stadium on gameday. It's usually ignored downtown too, unless you're being an idiot
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 12:44 pm
Posted by Tigerbait337
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:35 am to
Easy as hell
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:36 am to
quote:

How easy is it to sneak the nectar of the gods into your stadium?


As an alum, its easy as shite since they dont pat down at JHS.
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 8:38 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:44 am to
quote:

As an alum, its easy as shite since they dont pat down at JHS.


Yeah, it's good and bad being away fromt the student section. You dont get raped in the pat down anymore but you are away from the rowdiness
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:45 am to
You can easily get minis in neyland. Never had a problem.
Posted by fungomery
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:46 am to
Auburn is very easy. I bring in minatures for every game and just put them in my pockets. One time I walked through the gate still holding my solo cup (forgot to throw it away) and no one seemed to notice, even the cops standing just inside the gate. Another time, my gf had her purse searched, security guy finds the minatures inside, says nothing and lets her walk in.

From my experience, very easy in BR as well.

Posted by gatorprincess815
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:47 am to
I don't drink, but I have brought in stuff for other people. Quite easy TBH.
Posted by fungomery
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Yeah, it's good and bad being away fromt the student section. You dont get raped in the pat down anymore but you are away from the rowdiness


Thanfully, my seats are right next to the student section so I get the benefit of not getting pat down and I'm still close to the rowdiness.
Posted by RebFeBrees
Pensacola, FL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:49 am to
At VHS it can be pretty tough at the SS gate but all the others are extremely easy. Like too easy.

I think I may try to bring a handle just to see if I can get it in.... Then go bootleg it to some douche pike pledge who got his taken up bc of his ameteurism.
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 8:52 am
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:51 am to
I've never had a problem sneaking drinks into BDS or any other stadium.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:54 am to
quote:

How easy is it to sneak the nectar of the gods into your stadium? Ever been busted? Also, game day on campus or walking around town, how do the 5-0’s handle open container?


1. Very easy. They check purses but do not conduct pat-downs unless you are begging for it by being "that guy." I've never been patted-down.

2. No, I haven't, but I can handle my booze and not be "that guy". I've seen fight-prone drunks get arrested though. And good riddance to them.

3. Open container is cool everywhere on campus and in all University parking lots on game day. Open container is not cool anywhere else in town or outside on Northgate (the bar district). The city of College Station has a Nazi police force and Nazi residents aside from the college students. But, the campus is HUGE, and, as I said, you can have open containers on it all day, plus, Northgate is directly across the street from campus.
Posted by RebFeBrees
Pensacola, FL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 8:58 am to
When I was a student and had to use the SS gate I had 2 methods:

Have someone go in and walk up to the 2nd level of the circular ramp and throw em a deep ball.

Flexiflask in the crotchal region of some compression shorts
Posted by Ball Gravy
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2008
2985 posts
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:00 am to
Open Container law is changing on Northgate this Fall, or so I'm told. Apparently after the Northgate construction is finished this summer and they finish the walking mall between Corner Bar and the Bookstore, they will be blockading off parts of Northgate and allow drinking on the Promenade, but it can only be bought, not BROUGHT like back in the day.

I haven't confirmed this, but it is what it is.

A&M campus is wet and booze flows freely on game weekends.
Posted by DCRebel
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:00 am to
quote:

When I was a student and had to use the SS gate I had 2 methods:


If you know some alumni willing to sneak you some booze then you're golden. They don't pat down or check purses at the main gates. I always would have an older friend sneak my party liquor in for me.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:05 am to
By the time the game kicks off, I'm in sober-up mode. Even if I didn't get too drunk ahead of time, I prefer to be sober to watch the games.

Unless its a scrub team
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33961 posts
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:06 am to
often times I walk into Tiger Stadium with a full beer. I have brought minis/flasks into most SEC stadiums without problem (non student gates) with the exception being UGA. there are always those GBI cops sitting at the gates where visitors enter, and they seem to "randomly" select guys in their 20's and 30's from visiting teams and make them empty their pockets
Posted by GoldenSombrero
Member since Sep 2010
2651 posts
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:06 am to
I always wear cowboy boots to games. Therefore I put a pint in my boot sleeve. Works like a charm.

ETA Captain Morgan always seemed to work best because of the round curvature of the bottle.
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 9:08 am
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:07 am to
Unless you're just retarded about it then Neyland is pretty easy to get booze into.
Posted by RebFeBrees
Pensacola, FL
Member since Dec 2009
13855 posts
Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:09 am to
Yea most of the time I'd get someone who had a regular ticket take mine. So nice not having to deal with the shitshow of a line that is the SS the past few years.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 9:11 am to
Its really easy to sneak booze into BDS, and if you aren't in the student section, its even easier.

My dad got busted with a flask at Michigan Stadium last season, and got kicked out.
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