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OFFICIAL: Texas A&M Fan tRant Draft
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:44 pm
In honor of our OTHER five star QB deciding he doesn't want to be an Aggie anymore, we hereby open up the SEC Rant Texas A&M fan draft so fellow SEC programs can draft and utilize our Rant talent so it isn't wasted.
Us Texas A&M fans would be a great addition to your Rant Fanbase. We will find the most inane rankings that make your program look good and post them with pride. We will frame each one of your rivalries in a way that makes you look like the better program, and if that isn't possible than in a way that doesn't make it quite so embarrassing.
We won't frick with your women, and we know how to fold a fitted sheet. We also know how to frick a committed sheep. We are versatile.
May the draft commence!
Us Texas A&M fans would be a great addition to your Rant Fanbase. We will find the most inane rankings that make your program look good and post them with pride. We will frame each one of your rivalries in a way that makes you look like the better program, and if that isn't possible than in a way that doesn't make it quite so embarrassing.
We won't frick with your women, and we know how to fold a fitted sheet. We also know how to frick a committed sheep. We are versatile.
May the draft commence!
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Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:45 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:45 pm to cardboardboxer
:crickets:
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:45 pm to cardboardboxer
My vote for LSU's pick is TBird
Maybe take a flier on KaiserSoze in the later rounds, I feel like his meltdowns will fit in very nicely on Tiger Rant.
Maybe take a flier on KaiserSoze in the later rounds, I feel like his meltdowns will fit in very nicely on Tiger Rant.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:45 pm to cardboardboxer
Bama drafts Telefawx. Maybe he'll kill himself
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:45 pm to cardboardboxer
No one wants you homos
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:46 pm to hg
quote:nah
:crickets:
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:46 pm to Team Vote
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TBird
He cool
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:46 pm to cardboardboxer
The only A&M fan anyone will want is Tbird, sorry.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:46 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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No one wants you homos
So unfair, some people like homos.
(Counting on you Mizzou!)
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:47 pm to hg
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:47 pm to cardboardboxer
We want tBird, cardboard, and Warrior Poet.
Sorry sarge.
Sorry sarge.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:47 pm to cardboardboxer
I'll take you but you have to send me a Blinn t-shirt as a sign of good faith.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:48 pm to cardboardboxer
Old sarge is a pretty good troll and seems like an okay dude....tbird as mentioned, cardboard you aren't so bad yourself. 
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:48 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:49 pm to cardboardboxer
WestCoast is banished to Vandy fandom. Only one step below Mizzou!
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:49 pm to Sao
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I'll take you but you have to send me a Blinn t-shirt as a sign of good faith.
I will NEVER give up my Blinn Swag. Without Blinn there is no way I bang out my foreign language requirement.
request denied
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:49 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:49 pm to cardboardboxer
Tbird, you know where you belong. 
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:49 pm to cardboardboxer
Will sport logo of drafting school and alter sig text/image to reflect draft results beginning tomorrow 
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