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re: **Official Ritter Haiku Thread**
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:32 pm to northalabamacracker
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:32 pm to northalabamacracker
Tigers have just lost
Ritter stands at the fifty
"Call it in the air"
Ritter stands at the fifty
"Call it in the air"
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Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:32 pm to northalabamacracker
What a beautiful
Shade of yellow you all wear
It's just like these flags.
Shade of yellow you all wear
It's just like these flags.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:32 pm to northalabamacracker
Tom Ritter bad ref
Red elephant club owns him
Will sell soul for Tide
Red elephant club owns him
Will sell soul for Tide
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:35 pm to NATidefan
Flag, personal foul
LSU fifteen more yards
Their arse is raped
LSU fifteen more yards
Their arse is raped
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:36 pm to JuiceTerry
Some of these actually impressed my simpleton mind.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:37 pm to northalabamacracker
Unbiased Ritter
Calling it like he sees it
Bama with the win
Calling it like he sees it
Bama with the win
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:37 pm to northalabamacracker
Anchors are away
Your thread has rustled jimmies
Bama rolls again
Your thread has rustled jimmies
Bama rolls again
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:40 pm to JuiceTerry
Congrats L S U
Defer or receive the ball
Lube's ready, let's roll!
Defer or receive the ball
Lube's ready, let's roll!
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:44 pm to northalabamacracker
Refs won’t be a care
Red Team will be swirling down
Tom Ritter’s shitter
Red Team will be swirling down
Tom Ritter’s shitter
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:47 pm to CarpeTide
Bama grabs jersey
Ritter reaches for his flag
Benjamins fall out
Ritter reaches for his flag
Benjamins fall out
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:48 pm to northalabamacracker
Ritter throws the flag
Cause can't spell "ya'll suck" wihout
letters "LSU"
Cause can't spell "ya'll suck" wihout
letters "LSU"
Posted on 11/2/15 at 9:05 pm to northalabamacracker
The yellow flag falls
Corn dogs wail but to no avail
Ritter sends them back
Corn dogs wail but to no avail
Ritter sends them back
Posted on 11/3/15 at 12:01 am to Jacknola
LSU forced to
Dine directly from Ritters
shitter once again.
Dine directly from Ritters
shitter once again.
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