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Posted on 11/25/16 at 5:04 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/25/16 at 5:04 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 11/25/16 at 5:06 pm to vengeanceofrain
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Im past melting im apathetic. Just not wasting my time or money or mental energy on a program content with shittiness.
People laughed when I said this could happen. The odd thing is... given what we've done since September this probably means we beat the crap out of someone in our bowl game.
Regardless, Bert goes into next season coaching for his job now.
Posted on 11/25/16 at 5:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
I watched the first half and went to the liqure store with a confident "we got an easy win" feeling. After I got home, I felt this strange gravitational pull to my northwest is if Bert was shitting the bed. My feeling didn't lead me astray as fat arse was not only shitting the bed but also starring at me threw my tv with his dumb arse "derrrrr I'm shocked" look on his fat frick face that he can never manage to fricking close.
Congrats on beating us Mizzou, you get this laugh but fat frick will eat everything in CoMo and your triggered safety pin wearing asses will be forced to starve in your safe places.
Congrats on beating us Mizzou, you get this laugh but fat frick will eat everything in CoMo and your triggered safety pin wearing asses will be forced to starve in your safe places.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 12:45 am to TTsTowel
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I hate it for you, baw. You're a good guy.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 12:48 am to 870Hog
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fat arse was not only shitting the bed but also starring at me threw my tv with his dumb arse "derrrrr I'm shocked" look on his fat frick face that he can never manage to fricking close
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:19 am to pioneerbasketball
Beebe Melt
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Kurt Anderson-
What exactly do you do all week? I suspect you and Bert may have hot wing eating contest most days because Inhave never seen a more ill prepared line week to week. You suck as a coach and it's pretty obvious all you did in Buffalo is make sure the boys stayed hydrated.
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Roy Seagrest- You have taken what should be the best unit in the team and made them the biggest bunch of sissies in the SEC. The reason for your move from Philadelphia to Samford is glaringly obvious. You suck so bad nobody really wanted you.
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Rob Smith- You suck so bad I can't even say what I want to say without blowing my Christian principles out of the water.
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Fatass- I don't even respect you enough to call you Bert anymore. The worst Defense in the history of Arkansas football happened on your watch. You suck as a CEO and are in way over your head. You will never even sniff the West title during your tenure. This isn't the Big 10 and you should probably plan for a way to return north. I am sure Maryland or Rutgers would give you a shot.
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