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re: NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Rivalry week

Posted on 11/29/16 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4414 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 12:26 pm to
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Seen toilet explosions look better than that offense
Yes!


I liked the Michigan section for the body of work this week, but this was by far my favorite one-liner of the whole melt.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:24 pm to
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I'M CUTTING THIS DICK CLEAN OFF

Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 1:48 pm to
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Organic melts are better than trying too hard melts.

Goddamn hippies.

Next you'll be telling us how great gluten free melts are.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90583 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:03 pm to
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JET SWEEPS CANT MELT STEELE'S D


Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24212 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:06 pm to
I guess my post game melt was far too vulgar to make this list.

That was a rare moment without composure for user David Ricky
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2080 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:22 pm to
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It's a shame what a piece of shite the meltdown thread turned into. It may have just become a tired schtick or they aren't going to the good boards anymore. But it's nowhere near what it was when it began.



The greatest Iron Bowl meltdown from Aubies was the reverse meltdown of 2009. It was quite the pathetic display of sunshine pumping.
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5150 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 3:34 pm to
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I wonder if they're only getting them from sb nation in game threads, or from other message boards. Uncensored team boards will yield the best, natural melts.



Pretty sure they only get them from other SB Nation boards. Also, I know for a fact that some of the moderators on RollBamaRoll have been watering down the site for several years now. One of the main guys is a big believer in political correctness from what I gather, but I think it can primarily be attributed to a desire to make that site more "family friendly." Earlier meltdown threads this year had everything censored and were just terrible.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46426 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:04 pm to
they missed one

Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:11 pm to
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I swear I deserved to make the weekly meltdown list more than any of those other pussies.



You do make me laugh a lot. Like a lot of LSU posters, you don't seem to lose your sense of humor when your team loses.
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:20 pm to
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Lastly I think it’d be so damn fitting if Nick Saban actually was the devil, because there would be no worse punishment than for Nick Saban cracking a tiger-tailed whip with war eagle feathers over my back as my front is burned in a lake of lava-acid while he yells roll tide for all eternity.



Top ten quote of all time, easily ...

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