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re: Nothing your coach does matters because Kevin Sumlin visits recruits like this..

Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Gary Pinkel ain't black tho. Not on Sumlin's swag level.



So you're saying Sumlin stole the copter?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
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Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:07 pm to
This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 7:07 pm
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5612 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:07 pm to
Roger, how have you seen Gary Pinkel's dick?

Also, why would a recruit care how big a coach's dick is?

Roger....

Roger is there something you need to tell us?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145381 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:07 pm to
its more like he looted it
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

So you're saying Sumlin stole the copter?



Got dammit
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46617 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

So you're saying Sumlin stole the copter?


Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

why would a recruit care how big a coach's dick is?


They don't.

Their girlfriends do.

Why do you think he makes so many house calls
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:11 pm to
This is what Miles flies....and he actually flies....by himself.....no copilot

This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 7:11 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:12 pm to
Meh. He probly didn't steal it tho.
This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 7:14 pm
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5612 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:12 pm to
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Their girlfriends do.

Saban must be a fricking tripod.
Posted by Vandyrone
Nashville, TN
Member since Dec 2012
6982 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:12 pm to
It might be easier to figure who doesn't use a recruit-I-copter in the SEC.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Saban must be a fricking tripod.


Well his dick doesn't have to be as long to reach the ground so maybe
Posted by Tiger Live2
Westwego, LA
Member since Mar 2012
9615 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:26 pm to
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Gary Pinkel is white, has a small dick

So you know the size of his dick. Trying to fulfill the stereotype?
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
7258 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:32 pm to
Sumlin punctuates every commit he secures with the tweet "YESSIR." He does it everytime. Recruits know this as well as the fans and media.

The difference between other choppers and this one is that people know when the boss is cutting through the Texas sky to land yet another baller. It's a creative and clever way to capitalize on Sumlin's savvy twitter usage.
This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 7:33 pm
Posted by fooz
DFW
Member since Sep 2011
878 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:43 pm to
Shows up to High School games like this.

Posted by WhiskeyandME
Houston
Member since Nov 2012
22 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:44 pm to
At least tell the story behind it... Sumlin landed on the high school baseball field next to the football field where Ricky Seals Jones was squaring off against Kohl Stewart in a big time TX high school game on television in prime time.

We aren't cool because we have a maroon helicopter.
Posted by fooz
DFW
Member since Sep 2011
878 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:44 pm to
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Roger Klarvin


This isn't the chopper they fly in btw. And that stuff is photoshopped on the bottom.

ibcaptobvious
Posted by fooz
DFW
Member since Sep 2011
878 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13894 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:47 pm to
Pretty nice box for the high school stadium.

My high school stadium was good for probably 4,000, metal bleachers, and a nice metal shed on the top of the home side for radio/TV/team video.

The Aggycopter would probably miss it if it flew by.
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 9/12/13 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

Coach Joggerst ?@OFallonFootball 2h

Excited to have HC Pinkel and Coach Ford from #Mizzou flying in on the helicopter to watch the game vs. Alton on Friday at O'Fallon.
Retweeted by Dave Matter
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