re: North vs. South

Posted by KaiserSoze99

Member since Aug 2011

31669 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:10 pm to DamnStrong1860

I need to be sure of the appropriate naming. Somebody help me out:

Missouri -- Show-Me Gump or Yankee Gump?
Kentucky -- Basketball Gump or Moonshine Gump
Arkansas -- Hillbilly Gump or Toothless Gump (or Swine Gump, etc.)?
Vanderbilt -- Parametric Derivative Gump or Antinutrino Gump (or just plan Nerd Gump)?
Tennessee -- ??? I don't know. Bourbon Gump??? Wannabe Texas Gump???

Alabama -- Gump (obviously)
Georgia -- Redneck Gump or Leg-Hump Gump?
A&M -- Sheep-frick Gump or Jizz-Jar Gump?
LSU -- Rat-Eatin' Gump or Boudreaux Gump
State -- Grinder Gump
Ole Miss -- ???
Auburn -- Buzzard Gump
Florida -- Jorts Gump or Retirement-Village Gump?
South Carolina --

Posted by joechristoppher77

Ruston

Member since Apr 2006

5319 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:17 pm to Cheese Grits

I agree, you cannot have North in anything SEC.
The most logical is using the Mississippi as the maker. If your state is West of it, you are West, period. If you state borders it you can also be included in the West, if not you cant. There is no logic against it. Eastern time zone must be Eastern.

West:
Texas A&M
LSU
Arky
Missouri
MSU
Ole Miss
Vandy

East:
Bama
Auburn
Kentucky
Tennessee
UGA
USCe
UF

Why again do we need permanent cross divisional rivals? This is too simple

Posted by Jobu93

Cypress TX

Member since Sep 2011

19203 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:26 pm to KaiserSoze99

I believe what you are looking for in Tennessee's name is Buttchugger Gump.

Posted by stat19

Member since Feb 2011

29350 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:45 pm to DamnStrong1860

Alabama isn't North anything.

Posted by SpartyGator

Detroit Lions fan

Member since Oct 2011

75392 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:53 pm to DamnStrong1860

quote:
A&M
LSU
State
Ole Miss
Auburn
Florida
South Carolina

At least would keep the LSU game

Posted by tween the hedges

Member since Feb 2012

20241 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:16 pm to joechristoppher77

quote:
West:
Texas A&M
LSU
Arky
Missouri
MSU
Ole Miss
Vandy

East:
Bama
Auburn
Kentucky
Tennessee
UGA
USCe
UF

Big 6 isn't get split 5-1. Although I'd almost go with it so I'd have to quit hearing LSU fans bitch about how life isn't fair.

Posted by jchamil

Member since Nov 2009

16459 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:21 pm to tween the hedges

quote:
Although I'd almost go with it so I'd have to quit hearing LSU fans bitch about how life isn't fair.

This is the correct response

Posted by AnonymousTiger

Franklin, TN

Member since Jan 2012

4863 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:26 pm to stat19

quote:
Alabama isn't North anything.

Actually, it's pretty far north of where I'm from.

Damn yankees.

Posted by BossaGator

Member since Sep 2010

606 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:26 pm to DamnStrong1860

quote:
Think Game of Thrones, not the civil war.

I wasn't necessarily thinking of either, but in that case I prefer Dorne.

Posted by RT1941

Member since May 2007

30193 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:31 pm to DamnStrong1860

quote:
DamnStrong1860

No SEC school will ever agree to be in a "North" division - ever. East-West is fine but no one wants to be associated with anything from the North.

Posted by PanhandleDawg

Navarre Beach, FL

Member since Mar 2011

5441 posts

Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:55 pm to tween the hedges

quote:
I for one don't want to play Mizzou, Kentucky, Arky, Vandy, and Tenn every year.

tween the hedges is Vandy skeert...