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re: no booze at the grove?
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:04 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:04 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Henry Jones Jr
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Missouri is a great state.
That's debatable.
Aren't you thinking of Missouri for grad school?
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Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:05 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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I'll agree with that. Omaha is pretty cool though.
I've got family in Omaha. It's an okay place to visit in the summer.
Ya'll think Missouri is a frozen tundra?
In the winter time Omaha is just miserable.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:13 pm to igor stravinsky
Look up the grove on youtube. Everyone is getting hammered. They are just doing it out of plastic cups because they is so classy.
And there is no grilling. no grilling = no tailgate
And there is no grilling. no grilling = no tailgate
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:16 pm to igor stravinsky
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Freakin' baptists. I'm heading down there and I will be consuming some beverages. I assume someone will be trying to take me to church?
It's true. Oxford is dry. Hell, the entire State of Mississippi is dry. If you are caught with so much as a bottle of Robitussin, your arse is goin to jail and the preacher will do the hangin. If I were you, I'd just stay at home, cook up the meth and watch it on TV, Mizzou style.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:24 pm to igor stravinsky
Just put it in a cup or put a coozie on your beer and you won't have any problems. I never have any problems come to think of it and I haven't missed a home game in years.
Best tip I can give you is just don't act like a dickhead. I'm sure cops give obnoxious opposing fans a little more attention.
Best tip I can give you is just don't act like a dickhead. I'm sure cops give obnoxious opposing fans a little more attention.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:29 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Put it in a cup like a civilized human being and you'll be fine.
And you call yourselves southerners
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:43 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Definitely a culture gap. In Missouri, all elementary kids go to the brewery for a tour around the third grade. We have the most relaxed alcohol laws in the country.
You apparently have the most isolated and ignorant people in America too.
- Do you understand Louisiana INVENTED the word GO-CUP?
- Do you know that in New Orleans, the 4-5 year old tee ball games at the playground the concession stand sells beer and wine?
- In Louisiana if you want a nip of Courvoisier? Single malt scotch, etc? Just stop at the local gas station, or convenience store, or drug store, or grocery store, or...
- When was the last time you stopped into a pub and saw two or three baby baskets on the bar, moms chatting away, as is common in Louisiana?
- When was the last time a State trooper pulled you over and you asked him to hold your beer while you get your license out of your wallet... and he does it.. as happens in Louisiana?
- No YOU can't drink at the grove, other people can but crude show-mes are discouraged from attending, unless they have a lawnmower in the back of their pickup, or are wearing a white uniform of some kind.
This post was edited on 11/13/13 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:46 pm to igor stravinsky
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Can't wait to experience the really deep south. Separate but equal.
Could you please pick up your best meth on your way down?
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:47 pm to igor stravinsky
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what the frick?
Think one of those is JT Bowtie, who is an Alabama fan, so frick off.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:49 pm to Jacknola
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- When was the last time a State trooper pulled you over and you asked him to hold your beer while you get your license out of your wallet... as happens in Louisiana?
This pretty much describes East Texas aka Western Louisiana
Posted on 11/13/13 at 10:53 pm to igor stravinsky
Ole Miss is the only place I have ever been where they let you bring a cooler full of beer into a baseball game.
I think they are okay with a little alcohol.
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I think they are okay with a little alcohol.
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Posted on 11/13/13 at 11:05 pm to RTR America
Okay, Louisiana, you're bigger drunks than we are. At least we bury our dead under ground.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 11:06 pm to RTR America
Don't mind the OP he thinks this is a clever troll. He'll probably brag about it on the abortion Missouri fans call Tigerboard
Posted on 11/13/13 at 11:07 pm to igor stravinsky
This may be one of the strangest troll threads ever.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 11:15 pm to CatFan81
I'm questioning the southern hospitality thing.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 11:38 pm to igor stravinsky
Well you did come in here guns blazing ready to troll
Posted on 11/13/13 at 11:53 pm to igor stravinsky
If you don't want to play by our rules, you can stay at home or go to jail. If you stay at home, someone else will spend the money, the oxford economy will hum along and you'll miss out on a great time.
Posted on 11/13/13 at 11:58 pm to inelishaitrust
It's interesting that the men of Ole Miss have let society take Dixie and alcohol from them..
Your ancestors are rolling in their graves.
Your ancestors are rolling in their graves.
Posted on 11/14/13 at 12:02 am to Rodeonaut
If you cant grill or drink what do you fairies do? Hold each others junk and play who has cuter loafers?
Posted on 11/14/13 at 12:33 am to Rodeonaut
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It's interesting that the men of Ole Miss have let society take Dixie and alcohol from them..
What is weird about this is that the people who took Dixie away are the same people complaining about the strict alcohol laws.
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