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Nick Saban offers a football scholarship to Jesus

Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:37 pm
Posted by lilaznfish123
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:37 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted by TT9
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How can he offer a scholarship to himself?
Posted by SICEMDAWGS11
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

How can he offer a scholarship to himself?


He 'sees a lot of himself' in him

Posted by lilaznfish123
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Posted by hg
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On the third day he roll'd again
Posted by ChexMix
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:41 pm to
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Nick Saban offers a football scholarship to Jesus
dont think bribery will save his soul...but good try though

Plus, Jesus is already on full scholly at Auburn. We're God's team remember.
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Posted by lilaznfish123
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Posted by CrimsonFever
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:45 pm to
I hope this terrible thread didn't seem like a good idea in your head.
Posted by MoarKilometers
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:48 pm to
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Machado also has verbal offers from Iowa State, Michigan State, NC State and West Virginia.

I like our early odds.
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:49 pm to
And he's an 8th grader.
Posted by Othello
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:34 pm to
King of college football and the King of Kings together at last.
Posted by MeatPants
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 6:11 am to
College football doesn't have an anti nepotism policy so saban is well within his rights to offer his son
Posted by BayouBengalBuff
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 6:53 am to
It's a lost cause. As hard as Hugh Freeze has been recruiting Jesus lately, I think he ends up at Ole Miss.
Posted by bamafan1001
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 6:55 am to
Clever...
Posted by Luke
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Blasphemy isn't smiled upon
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