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Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:10 pm to Decker
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We will invade every Krystal in Louisiana, tea bagging every person in sight
Ashamed to say, but I played Dixie Youth baseball in Phenix City with Brian, his dad was our coach......
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:13 pm to The Baker
I will probably murder a Japanese Maple or something.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:16 pm to The Baker
Same thing you guys do 4 or 5 times a year. Bitch about the refs, the coach and our lack of oline.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:17 pm to MykTide
Probably call for firing Saban.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:19 pm to Kcoyote
Do what I did last year... take a dump on my Kiffin poster
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:36 pm to The Baker
For one, I would be pissed; but then would be overly happy that Bama was not Stuff in The Texas Bowl playing Tejas Tech or oh lord, NO, in Bham Bowl!!! even a loss looks good compared with these two alternatives
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:36 pm to The Baker
It's football....anything can happen.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:41 pm to The Baker
We'll all get on here and ask LSU fans a bunch of stupid questions.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:45 pm to Silverback
Does it matter what we do? Even if we sit around and say, "Jolly good show, Spartans! Bully for you!" Every Rantard on here, "ZOMG!!! All you Bammers are melting!"
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:50 pm to dbeck
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I predict the melt would be nowhere near as bad as the LSU and Auburn melts if Bama wins it all.
Pretty much.
This thread is embarrassing. It says a lot about the way LSU/Auburn fans look at Alabama's program that the only way we can have a successful season in their eyes is to win it all. Everyone else is thrilled to win the SEC, or even to play for it.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 10:04 pm to The Baker
Just in case, I hope the State of Alabama produces gametime PSA's about keeping guns unloaded and wives keeping their mouths shut.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 10:07 pm to The Baker
I'll blame the refs and ESPN then demand our coach be fired. No wait..that's that other fanbase.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 10:40 pm to Iron Lion
We're not losing this time so it doesn't matter.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:42 pm to The Baker
Nutz, poison and death to everyone
Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:42 pm to bama1959
I'd shake a few babies, shite in my neigbor's garden, and then cry while teabagging the first person I see wearing purple. How else would a bammer melt?
Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:47 pm to The Baker
Probably see a video of some middle class white woman in the stands picking a fight with an MSU fan....or calls from the Birmingham newspaper for a major overhaul of the program and Paul Finebaum getting apoplectic that is until Saban delivers some of his manlove to him.
You'll be able to tell because Paul's bald head will be extra shiny that day on his show.
You'll be able to tell because Paul's bald head will be extra shiny that day on his show.
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 11:48 pm
Posted on 12/10/15 at 5:17 am to The Baker
Trees and people will not be safe.
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