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Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

Saban would bite errbodies nuts off without having to bend over or anything.

Game over.


Saban also studies some odd stuff like dancing and swimming and golf. He tries to get real good at everything he does. They say he has a little punching bag, not his wife, in the basement.

If he is studying boxing and using it to keep in shape or something like that, he would be boss.

Saban would be like the little Irish looking guy, about 5'6", that just kicks everyone's arse in the room.

Throwing neck locks, breaking ankles, screwing up people's larynx's, etc...

That would be Saban and then he is grinning as he walks away.
Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
3841 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:46 pm to
Odom. Dude was a linebacker. He wasn't a little DB like Muschamp and Smart.

Bert is too fat
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:48 pm to
Musch has anger issues so it'd be like fighting an ape
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15753 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 6:50 pm to
Saban.

Gus would try to trick him by attacking him with his boogers.

O would beat everyone else, then Saban would use Berts dead body as a methane bomb via some sort of McGiver sheet.
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