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re: MS guys - need ANOTHER favor - you may like this one
Posted on 7/22/13 at 7:00 pm to MasCervezas
Posted on 7/22/13 at 7:00 pm to MasCervezas
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Whenever a Yankee broadcaster is calling an OM game, they usually say "University of Mississippi "
I may hear it once in a blue moon. It's typically people out of the loop that say it. It's certainly not usual from ESPN, CBS, etc., and almost all those stations are run by what you'd call "yankees".
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Posted on 7/22/13 at 7:08 pm to roadGator
Here is one for you.......
What school made Tim Tebow cry like a little bitch?
The University of Mississippi
What school made Tim Tebow cry like a little bitch?
The University of Mississippi
Posted on 7/22/13 at 7:20 pm to roadGator
The best humor has an element of truth to it. I've bolded the best.
Q. What's the difference between a University of Mississippi sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q. What does a Mississippi Rebel do on Halloween?
A. Pump kin!
Q. Why do ducks fly over The University of Mississippi upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Mississippi burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Oxford, Mississippi?
A: Nice tooth!
Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Mississippi?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
Q: Why do folks from Mississippi go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Mississippi?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Mississippi?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why did Mississippi raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone from The University of Mississippi is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Why do Mississippi grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Mississippi campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Mississippi University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Mississippi's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average University of Mississippi student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many University of Mississippi freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: How do you make University of Mississippi cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: If you have a car containing a Rebel wide receiver, a Rebel linebacker, and a Rebel defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Mississippi?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate a Mississippi Rebel fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Whats the difference between the Mississippi Rebel and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Mississippi students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q: What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?
A: The funnel cake line at the Oxford, Mississippi fair.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Mississippi?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Mississippi football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Mississippi Rebel fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Mississippi?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q: What is the definition of a Mississippi virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Q: What do they call students who go to Mississippi?
A: Rejects from University of Mississippi State!
Q: What does a Mississippi Rebel fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call an Mississippi Rebel in the SEC Championship bowl game?
A: A referee.
Q: What's the difference between an Mississippi football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Did you hear that Mississippi's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Mississippi Rebels does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of a Mississippi Rebels life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a Mississippi native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do the University of Mississippi and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Mississippi?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. What's the first thing an Mississippi girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What do you call an Mississippi Rebel football player with an SEC Championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What is a Rebels fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Alabama."
Q: Why does a Rebels fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
Q: How do you stop an Mississippi fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Alabama Crimson!
Q: What did the Mississippi female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shite and a Rebels fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Rebels games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Mississippi?
A: No one would look for them.
Q. What's the difference between a University of Mississippi sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q. What does a Mississippi Rebel do on Halloween?
A. Pump kin!
Q. Why do ducks fly over The University of Mississippi upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Mississippi burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Oxford, Mississippi?
A: Nice tooth!
Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Mississippi?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
Q: Why do folks from Mississippi go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Mississippi?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Mississippi?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why did Mississippi raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone from The University of Mississippi is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Why do Mississippi grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Mississippi campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Mississippi University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Mississippi's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average University of Mississippi student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many University of Mississippi freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: How do you make University of Mississippi cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: If you have a car containing a Rebel wide receiver, a Rebel linebacker, and a Rebel defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Mississippi?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate a Mississippi Rebel fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Whats the difference between the Mississippi Rebel and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Mississippi students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q: What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?
A: The funnel cake line at the Oxford, Mississippi fair.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Mississippi?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Mississippi football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Mississippi Rebel fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Mississippi?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q: What is the definition of a Mississippi virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Q: What do they call students who go to Mississippi?
A: Rejects from University of Mississippi State!
Q: What does a Mississippi Rebel fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call an Mississippi Rebel in the SEC Championship bowl game?
A: A referee.
Q: What's the difference between an Mississippi football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Did you hear that Mississippi's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Mississippi Rebels does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of a Mississippi Rebels life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a Mississippi native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do the University of Mississippi and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Mississippi?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. What's the first thing an Mississippi girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What do you call an Mississippi Rebel football player with an SEC Championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What is a Rebels fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Alabama."
Q: Why does a Rebels fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
Q: How do you stop an Mississippi fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Alabama Crimson!
Q: What did the Mississippi female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shite and a Rebels fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Rebels games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Mississippi?
A: No one would look for them.
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:12 pm to Choctaw Hog
What kind of business setting are you in where you need to tell fricking jokes about a University? This seems really stupid. You seem really stupid. You should probably go and get fricked and I can say that since this is not a business setting.
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:14 pm to Choctaw Hog
It's both pathetic and awesome that you took that much time to be unfunny
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:16 pm to Bates
Bates you should take a chill pill.
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:20 pm to roadGator
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I need some good University of Mississippi jokes.
Refer to them just as Mississippi, like Tha Kang used to! Made Billy "Birddog" Brewer's blood boil every time he did it.
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:20 pm to Ptolemy's
Why are you still using this account?
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:32 pm to Bates
I can't hear you with that giant penis of dick in your mouth boy.
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:35 pm to roadGator
quote:
giant penis of dick
Wut
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:35 pm to Ptolemy's
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Refer to them just as Mississippi, like Tha Kang used to! Made Billy "Birddog" Brewer's blood boil every time he did it.
Before or after Brewer kicked his arse?
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:36 pm to DMagic
The opposite of tiny vagina of poon. C'mon mayne.
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:37 pm to roadGator
OIC
Posted on 7/22/13 at 8:41 pm to roadGator
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giant penis of dick
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