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re: Most delusional SEC fan base?
Posted on 2/1/13 at 1:02 pm to Bose Ikard
Posted on 2/1/13 at 1:02 pm to Bose Ikard
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I thought it was already decided that we own this title?! Why the hell is this being discussed again?
The microscopic size of an Aggie's penis creates unprecedented and unparalleled over-compensation. This has been settled, so quit asking!
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Posted on 2/1/13 at 1:03 pm to GOstAte87
surprised I haven't seen SC yet....
This post was edited on 2/1/13 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 2/1/13 at 1:05 pm to WestCoastAg
As a true stAte fan. I can say that stAte does in fact mean Arkansas State University. Otherwise known as the cradle of coaching excellence. Mike Tomlin, Hugh Freeze, gus "POS" malzahn, and, unfortunately, Tubbyville.
In all seriousness, Alabama fans are the most delusional. What have they done?
In all seriousness, Alabama fans are the most delusional. What have they done?
Posted on 2/1/13 at 1:25 pm to OSqueal
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Woohooo..... another thread about Arkansas.....yet another step closer to owning all the real estate in your heads......
Posted on 2/1/13 at 1:32 pm to John Redcorn
All of us! Are you kidding me? Watch this....
Tenn - think the 90s were yesterday and are going to be right back in it at the top any day now.
UGA - think Richt is going to win them a bcs title
LSU - cant stop comparing Miles to Saban
Bama - think they're gods gift to football and on a level of their own, year in and year out.
Ark - think they should be menionted in the same sentence as lsu and bama
atm - think one year of success in the SEC means they're going to run shite from here on out.
SC - think that clowney is going to win the heisman
UF - think jorts are acceptable and that a win streak against Tenn means something
OM - think a 6-6 season gives them reason to think they'll win the west in 2013.
Miss St - think that Mullen will take them to the next level
Missouri - think things will get better sometime soon
Vandy - think they can compete consistently and not just be the academic flag shite
Aub - think Cam didn't get paid and don't think he's the only reason they won in 2010
How'd I do???
Tenn - think the 90s were yesterday and are going to be right back in it at the top any day now.
UGA - think Richt is going to win them a bcs title
LSU - cant stop comparing Miles to Saban
Bama - think they're gods gift to football and on a level of their own, year in and year out.
Ark - think they should be menionted in the same sentence as lsu and bama
atm - think one year of success in the SEC means they're going to run shite from here on out.
SC - think that clowney is going to win the heisman
UF - think jorts are acceptable and that a win streak against Tenn means something
OM - think a 6-6 season gives them reason to think they'll win the west in 2013.
Miss St - think that Mullen will take them to the next level
Missouri - think things will get better sometime soon
Vandy - think they can compete consistently and not just be the academic flag shite
Aub - think Cam didn't get paid and don't think he's the only reason they won in 2010
How'd I do???
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:02 pm to mwade91383
Pretty good. Let me take a crack.
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Tenn - consistently overrate their headcase qbs and gimp wide outs.
UGA - cannot come to grips with losing to South Carolina routinely so invent a new type of loss called "we gave them the game." Richt is hailed for innovating new losses.
LSU - can't run an offense but fans think every year they will be some combo of the Run and Shoot Oilers, Oregon, 2007 Patriots, 1997 Florida, and 1995 Nebraska.
Bama - think people only care about something and they themselves only care about it if Bama is relevant. On a related note, they only care about football.
Ark - convinced themselves that losing their coach after spring ball would not effect their season. Further believed that Johnelle was the best hire at the time, even on an interim basis, because he knew the names of the players. (to be clear, I believe that belief is rather dubious considering how much of a goof that dude is.)
atm - thinks they will be undefeated when they can be beaten by wind.
SC - thinks that people care about a techno song that is really their football claim to fame.
UF - thinks Tebow just needs a "shot."
OM - recorded a 12-1 record under the new victory/moral victory standard in place in Oxford. Still lost to Texas.
Miss St - believes that beating 7 poor teams in a row means you are good.
Missouri - talks shite about basketball and still is only good enough for fifth in the conference.
Vandy - thinks Franklin won't leave
Aub - thinks they can recreate 2010 by just re-hiring the same people in different capacities. I look forward to the Trooper Taylor era in 2015.
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:06 pm to McRebel42
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Thats the fat cheerleaders brother and his GF
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:12 pm to GOstAte87
Just go ahead and say it.....MIZ-ZOU!!!. Let the hazing begin 
This post was edited on 2/1/13 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:12 pm to Bham4Tide
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I'd have to say A&M is pretty close to #1 right now.
And by August they will be unbearable.
The difference between State fans and Arkansas fans versus the Aggies is that the Hawgs and Dawgs seem to do it more tongue in cheek, the Aggies take it all serious and shiz and come at you with charts, tables and walls of text.
Gimmie a good Latarian pig waller of a thread over that shite any day.
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:16 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
This man gets it.
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:16 pm to therick711
not bad rick!
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:35 pm to Sao
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This man gets it.
I never laugh so hard at this board as when I find myself in one of those mud holes.
shite starts flinging and gets in people's eyes, and they get all pissed off, and the pigs are just rolling around in it. It's a thing of beauty.
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:41 pm to Choctaw
Tennessee. 80% of their fanbase was CONVINCED they'd get Jon Gruden based on a few forum posters with "sources". A&M, Arkansas are up there though. Every fanbase is delusional.
No SEC fanbase is as bad as Notre Dame though.
No SEC fanbase is as bad as Notre Dame though.
This post was edited on 2/1/13 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:51 pm to Choctaw
State after this season
Posted on 2/1/13 at 2:55 pm to GOstAte87
quote:Baseball #1, track #1, In your head #1.
Never seen a group of people that haven't won anything brag so much about being great.
:hogsessed:
Posted on 2/1/13 at 3:06 pm to GOstAte87
Posted on 2/1/13 at 3:37 pm to Drewbie
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:hogsessed:
Dude, I AM hogsessed...
...can't stop thinking about it.
Posted on 2/1/13 at 4:06 pm to GOstAte87
Arkansas, Tiger Rant
Posted on 2/1/13 at 4:41 pm to KaiserSoze99
R-Kansas (unproven coach no one returning) aTm (JFF one man team BS) late push by OLD MISS (one winning season in forever now they think their Bama or LSU)
Posted on 2/1/13 at 5:00 pm to mwade91383
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All of us! Are you kidding me? Watch this....
Tenn - think the 90s were yesterday and are going to be right back in it at the top any day now.
UGA - think Richt is going to win them a bcs title
LSU - cant stop comparing Miles to Saban
Bama - think they're gods gift to football and on a level of their own, year in and year out.
Ark - think they should be menionted in the same sentence as lsu and bama
atm - think one year of success in the SEC means they're going to run shite from here on out.
SC - think that clowney is going to win the heisman
UF - think jorts are acceptable and that a win streak against Tenn means something
OM - think a 6-6 season gives them reason to think they'll win the west in 2013.
Miss St - think that Mullen will take them to the next level
Missouri - think things will get better sometime soon
Vandy - think they can compete consistently and not just be the academic flag shite
Aub - think Cam didn't get paid and don't think he's the only reason they won in 2010
How'd I do???
Ouch... You completely left us out...
Or is that because we are completely realistic about our bottom dweller status?
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