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Mizzou to the Ship, per national media/SB Nation Mizzou blog.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:10 am
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:10 am
Suck it Phat Phil. This is the end all of official news and or predictions.
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It took coming up against the worst Missouri offense in history for Tennessee to squeak out a win in Gary Pinkel’s last home game. Maybe Butch Jones will still be around when they even the record books. Those bricks are held together with shoddy cement. Prediction: Missouri 20 (10-1), Volunteers 17
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Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:16 am to Stir of Echoes
Ms State and Mizzou have the same record over the last five years.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:21 am to Stir of Echoes
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:41 am to TheArrogantCorndog
A very entertaining read, fiction is like that when well done. 
Posted on 8/28/16 at 3:14 am to Stir of Echoes
Missouri 10-1 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That's fricking hilarious
Posted on 8/28/16 at 4:38 am to Stir of Echoes
I don't think you know what a ship is..be prepared to get sailed on.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 5:18 am to Stir of Echoes
All I saw was this - Quarterback Maty Mauk was dismissed from the team. He ended up at Eastern Kentucky. Offensive lineman Michael Fairchild left and Eddie Printz transferred. Andy Bauer retired from Football. Clay Rhodes left Mizzou. Running back Chase Abbington and Malik Cuellar "quit football" or at least Malik Cuellar did, Chase Abbington later announced he wanted to play elsewhere. Missouri picked up the commitment of JUCO Offensive lineman Kyle Mitchell. Backup DE Rocel McWilliams announced his transfer. Running back Marquise Doherty transferred from Mizzou football/baseball. Missouri landed Oklahoma running back Alex Ross as a grad transfer and after initially failing to qualify, JUCO running back Nate Strong became academically eligible, but freshman Harry Ballard did not. Missouri picked up a late addition in Darvis Holmes.
Then just when we thought were were safe, Harold Brantley and Walter Brady were dismissed from the team. Here’s what that means for the Missouri in 2016.
Then just when we thought were were safe, Harold Brantley and Walter Brady were dismissed from the team. Here’s what that means for the Missouri in 2016.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:36 am to Stir of Echoes
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Missouri (10-1)
I think they got your predicted record backwards
Also I love how you went out of your way to make your post about UT because your entire fanbase is volsessed
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 7:38 am
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:38 am to Stir of Echoes
Mizzou will have a hard time making a bowl
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:39 am to KoachKletus
Very nice kletus.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:39 am to KoachKletus
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Mizzou to the Ship, per national media/SB Nation Mizzou blog.
All I saw was this - Quarterback Maty Mauk was dismissed from the team. He ended up at Eastern Kentucky. Offensive lineman Michael Fairchild left and Eddie Printz transferred. Andy Bauer retired from Football. Clay Rhodes left Mizzou. Running back Chase Abbington and Malik Cuellar "quit football" or at least Malik Cuellar did, Chase Abbington later announced he wanted to play elsewhere. Missouri picked up the commitment of JUCO Offensive lineman Kyle Mitchell. Backup DE Rocel McWilliams announced his transfer. Running back Marquise Doherty transferred from Mizzou football/baseball. Missouri landed Oklahoma running back Alex Ross as a grad transfer and after initially failing to qualify, JUCO running back Nate Strong became academically eligible, but freshman Harry Ballard did not. Missouri picked up a late addition in Darvis Holmes.
Then just when we thought were were safe, Harold Brantley and Walter Brady were dismissed from the team. Here’s what that means for the Missouri in 2016.
Rats off a sinking ship, dude
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:41 am to Stir of Echoes
Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:07 am to Stir of Echoes
This is written in jest, right?
Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:10 am to JackTraven
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This is written in jest, right?
I would think yes, but given that many of their fans here actually believe shite like this, I have some doubts.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:15 am to Stir of Echoes
TRUE STORY
In Missouri off and on since March. Have been going to local barber in this small town every 2 weeks. Last week, go in for haircut and guys with Missouri shirts sitting in barber shop talking football. I ask who you guys open with this season and they tell me Georgia
Oh yeah, they know their football in Missouri
In Missouri off and on since March. Have been going to local barber in this small town every 2 weeks. Last week, go in for haircut and guys with Missouri shirts sitting in barber shop talking football. I ask who you guys open with this season and they tell me Georgia
Oh yeah, they know their football in MissouriPosted on 8/28/16 at 10:19 am to LC412000
It is a work of fiction. They got the LSU game wrong
and they just assumed you meant the SEC opener
and they just assumed you meant the SEC opener
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 10:21 am
Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:26 am to tOGLettuce
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Ms State and Mizzou have the same record over the last five years.
Possibly but this Mizzou team seems to have only 2 modes, they are either really really bad, like last year and 4 years ago, or just good enough to beat the fairly average to good teams. History says they will either be very bad or win more games than most here imagine.
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