A&M students need to be introduced to drugs, and sex
midnights on Fridays would be much more enjoyable
Duh. 1/2 the couples there are going back to their dorm rooms, the girls are putting on their Johnny Manziel #2 jerseys, and they're mentally prepping to take it up the pooper. The jars don't get filled until like 5 or 6 a.m.