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re: Messin' with Bret? Auburn locked our elevators, TTech blasted heat to lockerroom

Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:34 am to
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:34 am to
quote:


Started to respond and then I saw you're a Vandy fan. I'm just going to let you have fun because this is probably the only joy you're going to get out of football this year.


Probably.

But I'm a fan of CFB in general. I like watching games even when they don't involve Vandy. Besides, my sarcasm was spot-on, no?
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:41 am to
quote:

Started to respond and then I saw you're a Vandy fan. I'm just going to let you have fun because this is probably the only joy you're going to get out of football this year.




awwww, that's ice cold.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:50 am to
quote:


awwww, that's ice cold.



How so? If he'd compared us to Arkansas over the last two years, now that would have been cold.
Posted by auburnu008
I am the bagman
Member since Feb 2010
18528 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:03 am to
An Arkansas fan vs a Vandy fan. That is a cripple fight if I have ever seen one.
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8598 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 2:51 am to
quote:

That's probably why we donkey stomped them so hard in the second half. Our players and coaches were mad as hell and they weren't gonna take it anymore.


Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:20 am to
Bert doin hot yoga at halftime?
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:23 am to
quote:

If bert would take off the freaking jacket he wears........


He wears it just to troll Auburn fans, knows it makes y'all mad.



Its working
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10400 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:23 am to
quote:

Elevators stopped due to weight capacity limit


Bert wasn't upstairs, dumbass.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27331 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:25 am to
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25455 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:46 am to
Has he blamed McDonalds for his fat arse yet?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16096 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:51 am to
Bert has surrounded himself with yes men. He was have a hot flash due to hormonal imbalances and was like damn is it just me or is TT ramping up the heat in here? Everyone was WTF? But they said yes, cause that is what they get paid to do.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:53 am to
Bert is hot
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:56 am to
I understand Al Sharpton will start being on Arky's sideline so that he can point out all the injustices done to piggies!

Maybe he will give Bert some diet tips too
Posted by MTurbo
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2010
1773 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Messin' with Bret?


Very similar to Messin' with Sasquatch.

Who is good with video editing and can create a parody of the Jack Links ads?
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3368 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:45 am to
IN OTHER NEWS BERT BLAMES A SPOON FOR HIS WEIGHT ISSUES.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4414 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Which hog poster who lost the ban bet is this?

I don't participate in ban bets because I'm older than 25. Whatever makes your banana dance
This post was edited on 9/15/14 at 8:27 am
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:42 am to
Do you have any proof it wasn't just a mega fart by Bert that heated up the room?

What did he eat for lunch?
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Which hog poster who lost the ban bet is this?


quote:

I don't participate in ban bets because I'm older than 25. Whatever makes your banana dance



Why would you respond to his question when it was directed to the OP and not you?

Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
3946 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 11:48 am to
quote:

Bert wasn't upstairs, dumbass


A bit sensitive are we?
Of course he wasn't, but statistical analysis has shown that one's peer group influences personal choices with regards to diet and weight. Therefore......they fat.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:03 pm to
Bert blamed his momma and her left titttae on his "weight problem" too. Not that he is complaining, had no bearing on the game, but he just thought he should bring it up.
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