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Maybe I was little hard on Bama fans the other day when I posted this.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:26 am
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:26 am
You probably already know this. If not, you'll soon learn that Bama fans are mostly band wagon fans.
They were the ones that were regularly picked on. They always got picked last in everything. They were the kids that never got the girl in school. They always road the bench in sports. Their wives or girlfriends, if they have one, are cheating on them but they don't know who with. They work at s****y jobs where they're constantly kissing the bosses a$$, etc...
Simply put, they latched onto a school just to make them feel better about their station in life.
They were the ones that were regularly picked on. They always got picked last in everything. They were the kids that never got the girl in school. They always road the bench in sports. Their wives or girlfriends, if they have one, are cheating on them but they don't know who with. They work at s****y jobs where they're constantly kissing the bosses a$$, etc...
Simply put, they latched onto a school just to make them feel better about their station in life.
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:28 am to deputyreb
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:29 am to deputyreb
Yep, we didn't even have a stadium before 2008. Played our games on Central Highs practice field because we couldn't fill up their little 2,000 seat stadium.
Crazy how far we've come!
Crazy how far we've come!
This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 8:30 am
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:29 am to deputyreb
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:30 am to deputyreb
One time at a church in Alabama I saw grown men wearing Alabama gear to it
I knew I had to stay away after that
I knew I had to stay away after that
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:32 am to deputyreb
Yawn
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:34 am to deputyreb
Thank God for Mississippi!
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:38 am to SummerOfGeorge
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Yep, we didn't even have a stadium before 2008. Played our games on Central Highs practice field because we couldn't fill up their little 2,000 seat stadium.
Crazy how far we've come!
I didn't mean all Bama fans. I know a Bama fan that comes around on a brush truck to pick up the debris off of the curb. They even let him work the claw sometimes. He's a nice little retarded guy.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:39 am to deputyreb
How do you "road" a bench?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:42 am to Willietd
Rode, Road.... Are you too stupid to figure it out?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:49 am to FoTownBam
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And?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:51 am to deputyreb
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Bama fans are mostly band wagon fans.
Readers added context they thought readers might want to know:
Bryant-Denny expanded to 83,818 capacity in 1998.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:51 am to paperwasp
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I don't post much because I'm working, while you're collecting disability.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:54 am to deputyreb
Take a lap.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:56 am to paperwasp
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:57 am to deputyreb
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Are you too stupid to figure it out?
That's most people here.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:57 am to SummerOfGeorge
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Central Highs practice field
When I was at Bammer that HS team could have beaten some small colleges. Crazy talent level
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:58 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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That's most people here.
This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 9:00 am
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:59 am to deputyreb
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deputyreb
Thought it smelled like bacon in here...
ACAB... bitch.
ETA: Here's a donut for the kid who was picked on in high school (who thought joining ROTC would fix his problems)
This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 9:02 am
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