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re: Matthew Stafford gets engaged to Kelly Hall - Pics may be NSFW
Posted on 4/1/14 at 8:23 am to Choctaw
Posted on 4/1/14 at 8:23 am to Choctaw
In this thread...a bunch of basement-dwelling virgins try to act like they could work up enough courage to even speak to this girl.
Oh, internet, please never change.
Oh, internet, please never change.
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Posted on 4/1/14 at 8:28 am to BamaNixon
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In this thread...a bunch of basement-dwelling virgins try to act like they could work up enough courage to even speak to this girl.
Oh, internet, please never change.
Such truth. I think I am done for the day.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 8:35 am to GoldenDawg
at a lot of the responses in this thread, we know who's not getting laid
Posted on 4/1/14 at 8:36 am to GoldenDawg
IWHI x 1,000,000,000
Stafford, I didn't expect anything less from an SEC signal caller.
Stafford, I didn't expect anything less from an SEC signal caller.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 8:38 am to MenloDawg
I don't think anyone is saying that she isn't hot. She's definitely hot. At the same time, a multimillionaire, NFL starting quarterback could do better.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 9:26 am to Garfield
She's got a killer body but Matt could have done better with the face. That's not to say she isnt fine as hell, but Stafford is a young multi millionaire. He could marry a hotter girl.
This post was edited on 4/1/14 at 9:31 am
Posted on 4/1/14 at 9:32 am to Patton
double...
This post was edited on 4/1/14 at 10:11 am
Posted on 4/1/14 at 9:32 am to Patton
The real question is, why would you want to get married as a young multi-million athlete?
Unless you don't want the chick to testify against you of course.
Unless you don't want the chick to testify against you of course.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 10:51 am to rockchlkjayhku11
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holy frick, this thread has the most typical "internet message board" responses of all fricking time
Bro, this is the Rant. Everyone here dates supermodels, has 11" cocks, and drives Ferraris. Not a single one of us would even give the time of day to any of the girls in those photos unless they paid us for it.
This post was edited on 4/1/14 at 10:53 am
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:11 pm to BamaNixon
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In this thread...a bunch of basement-dwelling virgins try to act like they could work up enough courage to even speak to this girl.
Oh, internet, please never change.
Yeah she's hot in a very skanky way. Bottom line is for $400 any guy here could have a few hours with something similar looking.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:12 pm to roadhouse
$40 in Costa Rica
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:21 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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Should make an excellent mother
The baby will have stretch marks on its cheeks
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:35 pm to BamaNixon
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In this thread...a bunch of basement-dwelling virgins try to act like they could work up enough courage to even speak to this girl.
you sound beta, bro
just because you'd piss your pants if she accidently bumped into you doesn't mean some of us in here haven't seen better.
This post was edited on 4/1/14 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:41 pm to Choctaw
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Matthew Stafford gets engaged
Noted for fantasy roster next year.
BB chick
Posted on 4/1/14 at 1:21 pm to Garfield
Butterface
Posted on 4/1/14 at 1:45 pm to flyAU
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The real question is, why would you want to get married as a young multi-million athlete?
Went to HS with her parents...her Dad is probably worth more than Staff...plus a pretty athletic family.Her brother Chad played w/ the Eagles and 49ers and her cousin is starting FB for UGA
(Merrit Hall)
This post was edited on 4/1/14 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 4/1/14 at 1:57 pm to BamaNixon
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In this thread...a bunch of basement-dwelling virgins try to act like they could work up enough courage to even speak to this girl.
Oh, internet, please never change.
I'd hit it 2 times but other than her tits there is nothing special about her. My wife was much hotter than her when she was in her 20's.
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