re: Mark Richt to maryland, everybody happy?

To me UGA is like the chick you see at the bar that looks super hot at the beginning of the night in a low light situation. Get a few beers in ya and she looks even better. Bring her home and then the next morning you see her in natural light and it turns out she just isn't that hot. Just wore a lot of makeup and her Spanx that kept her rolls in place the prior evening are on the ground and she's a little frumpier than you suspected as well as a little uglier than you thought the night before. Not bad just more like a 7 not the 8 or 9 you thought you bagged last night or at the beginning of the season.

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what kind of broke legged retarded turtle is that?

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Diamondback Terrapin.

And there's nothing wrong with its legs.

That's all I have to add to this stupid thread.

Mizzouri is the fat ugly girl at bar that to you settle on because the hot ones never showed up .

Muschamp Years Florida

Ok. So everybody knows that insanley hot girl in high school that always shut you down. Lets call her Mandy. Well, years later at your first high school reunion Mandy comes walkin up and boy has she let herself go. Shes really put on some lbs. Still has the face and the eyes though, slight double chin. She still acts like shes got it but deep down inside she knows whats up.

Well the night goes on one thing leads to another and you finally end up hittin it. You know for nostalgias sake. Then you get goin on it and you think back about all those times you got turned down and you get a little disrespectful. Maybe a choke hold or 2, an aggressive arse slap, maybe even a thumb up the booty.

At the end of the weekend you are feelin pretty good about yourself. Then you talk to your boys and come to find out all of them had the same experience with Mandy at different times that weekend. In the end you finally got to pound Mandy but it really wasnt that much of an accomplishment after all.

You're right. Shottys cut. Champ can bring back Weiss. How's that?