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re: Make a prediction that will make another fan base bookmark it
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:05 am to Old Sarge
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:05 am to Old Sarge
Arkansas football will endure yet another scandal when it is reported that Bert crashed a motorcycle while riding with a manstress, who posts under the rant pseudonym DaleDenton. When people realize that Bert and Dale are way too fat to have been on the motorcycle together, it will soon be revealed that Bert sustained his injuries when the third party in Dale's and Bert's illicit activity - a boar named Sooie Sam - went wild, failing to respond to the pre-planned safe word.
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Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:06 am to Old Sarge
Arkansas will score 40+ on A&M and Mizzou.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:07 am to Jon Ham
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Arkansas will score 40+ on A&M and Mizzou.
That seems like a reasonable prediction. Say, 23 on Mizzou and 17 on A&M? Seems about right.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:08 am to Hugh McElroy
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manstress
funny word, but unfortunately that was the only funny thing in the whole post.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:08 am to piggilicious
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funny word, but unfortunately that was the only funny thing in the whole post.
Well, they can't all be gems. I did like the bit about the safe word, though.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:10 am to Old Sarge
Louisiana state wins only 6 or 7 games
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:17 am to piggilicious
A&M will go 0-6 against the West
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:18 am to texag7
I think Sarge meant a prediction about your own team that will make folks bookmark.
no surprise that your first thought is about LSU though. This board has ruined you.
no surprise that your first thought is about LSU though. This board has ruined you.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:19 am to cas4t
I truly don't care
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:20 am to GIbson05
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The playoff games are in Dec this year so you're probably right.
I expect a similar end to last year for Bama. Nice try though.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:20 am to texag7
nice adverb usage
you really got your point across
you really got your point across
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:21 am to cas4t
Cool.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:23 am to bamasgot13
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Considering Bama plays 7 teams in the preseason top 25 and an OSU only plays ONE, the luckeyes have a much easier path to playoffs (just like last year) than Bama, or any other SEC team for that matter.
You play an absolute joke of a schedule and if you DON'T make it to the playoffs this year every player on your team should be ashamed of themselves given the ease of path to get there.
I'm sure all those impressive wins over preseason ranked teams are great for you to look back on.
I prefer these.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:23 am to cas4t
No, any team in the sec that another teams fan would find worthy of a bookmark
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:26 am to Old Sarge
well in that case...
I predict that Bama loses 3 games this year
I predict that Bama loses 3 games this year
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:28 am to cas4t
Is that really bookmark worthy?
How about Bama loses three games and one is to Tennessee, then updyke goes crazy
How about Bama loses three games and one is to Tennessee, then updyke goes crazy
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:30 am to Old Sarge
I predict Bama loses to LSU, Tennessee and Auburn
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:32 am to Old Sarge
Mizzou will finally win the SEC Championship and reach the playoffs.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:37 am to Old Sarge
Chip Kelly will be LSU's head coach at the start of 2016.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 11:40 am to DisplacedBuckeye
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I prefer these.
championship trophies? Yeah. We like those too. Bama has won 3 in last 5 years. an OSU has 2 in past 50 years. I would say act like youve been there before, but I know it's so rare you may not have been there enough to know HOW to act.
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