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re: Luke Sidewalkers

Posted on 12/15/15 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/15/15 at 5:43 pm to
Sidewalkers with GEDS > Ole Miss graduates
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 5:47 pm to
Hell I'll take sidewalkers who own businesses over our own liberal arts alumni
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Basically when you make this argument you're saying "Our team sucks so bad that only people who went to school here could possibly like it."


Except not even Ole Miss fans want to graduate from there. It's a awful fricking school full of weak minded pretentious douche bags, who hang plastic chandeliers over cold chicken tenders. Then on top of that, it's in Mississippi- a place even Alabama can point and make fun of. Their team is consistently hot garbage, the bars suck and close at 9, the women have STDs, the stadium has a high school-like atmosphere, and beating Alabama in consecutive years has given their fan base a false sense of superiority, despite sitting at home, watching Bama enjoy another SEC Championship.
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22365 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 6:01 pm to
First off -- great name

Second off -- who gives a shite who other people cheer for? Pull for whoever you want for whatever reason.
Posted by Ansu Sesay
Omnipresent
Member since Dec 2014
812 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:02 pm to
So, based on your rhetoric, you must be a sidewalker.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:04 pm to
This is the kind of the thread you should cringe over, let it slip to the second page and hope everyone forgets

Why on earth would you bump it?
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15226 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:06 pm to
There's only one poster here by that name.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Thank you all for proving my point, young padawans.

quote:

my point
Yeah, we're all going to pretend that ever existed in the first place.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

Sidewalkers pay for non revenue sports like mine... No wonder neither Mississippi schools field a team in my sport.

nb4 "masturbation isn't a sport."
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:40 pm to
You think that they don't jerk it in Mississippi? Or do you think just bama has a masturbation team? Either way, 10 years from now I'm sure you'd still be in before
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35445 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

There's only one poster here by that name.


Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

You think that they don't jerk it in Mississippi? Or do you think just bama has a masturbation team? Either way, 10 years from now I'm sure you'd still be in before

Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:50 pm to
I was overseas about 18 months ago and saw a lot Auburn 2013 National Championship shirts and hats and they didn't look like alumni. So maybe Auburn has the largest international fan base
Posted by TommyM
Conflict of interest
Member since Nov 2013
2295 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 9:54 pm to
Are there really more sidewalk fans in Alabama than there are in, say, Louisiana or Arkansas, with no major in state competition? Or in Mississippi where there's also no major pro competition?
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 12/15/15 at 10:00 pm to
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Are there really more sidewalk fans in Alabama than there are in, say, Louisiana or Arkansas, with no major in state competition? Or in Mississippi where there's also no major pro competition?

Posted by Grovewater
Member since Jul 2015
249 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Notre Dame was BUILT by sidewalk fans from their radio broadcast in the 1940s. To this day, the core of their fanbase is east coast non-alum. Without sidewalkers Notre Dame is irrelevant. I bet they're Ok with it


To be fair, Notre Dame is extremely hard to get accepted to, and very expensive. A sidewalk Notre Dame fan or his kids can fail to gain acceptance or financially afford Notre Dame and still be a very well to-do citizen.

Alabama is like Ole Miss, LSU, and multiple other SEC schools. You realistically do not have to be functionally literate to be accepted, and it's insanely cheap in-state. Yet their fan base still sees actually students as "uppity elitists".
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 11:18 am
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Yet their fan base still sees actually students as "uppity elitists".

No they don't
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5150 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 11:28 am to
quote:

Alabama is like Ole Miss, LSU, and multiple other SEC schools. You realistically do not have to be functionally literate to be accepted,


Alabama accepts less than 50% of their applicants and is the second highest ranked school in this conference.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 11:31 am to
What ever happened to the bama fan with the username Luke Sidewalker?
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 11:59 am to
quote:

Probably.

If some other school had dominated the league throughout history like us, they would.


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