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LSU, why have you allowed Baton Rouge to offer the worst crime rate in the SEC?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 11/8/17 at 1:55 pm
"For Baton Rouge, we found that the violent crime rate is one of the highest in the nation, across communities of all sizes (both large and small). Violent offenses tracked included rape, murder and non-negligent manslaughter, armed robbery, and aggravated assault, including assault with a deadly weapon."
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Dear LSU,
Why?
Do you seriously expect us to come visit this weekend? Especially with our coaching situation? Why would we? Oh, our coach is about to be canned, our football program is going to be starting over, so let's drive 7 hours to possibly be carjacked in Baton Rouge by a gang of 14 year olds who have no parents.
That brings me to another point. When we finish the work on I-49 from Fort Smith to Texarkana, that's going to open you all up to tourism from the entire Midwest United States. If I had my way, you all would be paying for our road construction from Fort Smith to Texarkana. I'm not sure why that's relevant to his thread, but it feels relevant to me. I've been wanting to say it to someone from Louisiana, so I'm saying it here.
Anyway, not coming this weekend. We have our Little Rock and Pine Bluff problems ourselves, but at least we don't have an entire state that is a high crime zone.
Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Citizen of Low Crime Northwest Arkansas
Neighborhoodscout.com
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Dear LSU,
Why?
Do you seriously expect us to come visit this weekend? Especially with our coaching situation? Why would we? Oh, our coach is about to be canned, our football program is going to be starting over, so let's drive 7 hours to possibly be carjacked in Baton Rouge by a gang of 14 year olds who have no parents.
That brings me to another point. When we finish the work on I-49 from Fort Smith to Texarkana, that's going to open you all up to tourism from the entire Midwest United States. If I had my way, you all would be paying for our road construction from Fort Smith to Texarkana. I'm not sure why that's relevant to his thread, but it feels relevant to me. I've been wanting to say it to someone from Louisiana, so I'm saying it here.
Anyway, not coming this weekend. We have our Little Rock and Pine Bluff problems ourselves, but at least we don't have an entire state that is a high crime zone.
Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Citizen of Low Crime Northwest Arkansas
This post was edited on 11/8/17 at 2:01 pm
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Posted on 11/8/17 at 1:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
How old are you? You want to have small talk about the weather too?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 1:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Anyway, not coming this weekend.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 1:59 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
so much for your football team then..... 
Posted on 11/8/17 at 1:59 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Wow, this really hurt my feelings.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:00 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:01 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
We don't give a frick whether you come to the game or not. That's your prerogative.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:01 pm to emt007
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Wow, this really hurt my feelings.
Now that I think about it, he really hurt mine too.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:02 pm to CajunTiger_225
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We don't give a frick whether you come to the game or not. That's your prerogative.
I don't give a frick that you don't give a frick.
Bitch!
Now what?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:03 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I don't give a frick that you don't give a frick. Bitch! Now what?
Man you're really good at this.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:03 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
It is called Baghdad Rouge because of the crime problem and large Muslim population.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:05 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
See there's another reason. I DO NOT WANT to be raped by Sunni Muslims
IT'S MY HOT BODY! NOBODY GETS IT UNLESS I SAY SO!
IT'S MY HOT BODY! NOBODY GETS IT UNLESS I SAY SO!
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:06 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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It is called Baghdad Rouge because of the crime problem and large Muslim population.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Frat's are getting banned at LSU for ISIS style beheading their pledges.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Imma eat this corndog on a stick and ponder your query. In the meantime, enjoy this:
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:07 pm to BengalShark
Fun fact: at one point in the 90's their were two active serial killers in Baton Rouge.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:08 pm to Lsupimp
I"m fine with that. I don't care. I can watch that shite on TV and be chowing down on some pizza on the couch. Yall are going to win. Good! Bret gets fired faster!
But I'm not spending one damn dime in Bagdad Rouge
But I'm not spending one damn dime in Bagdad Rouge
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:10 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Statistically you are more likely to get shot than eat at a restaurant that has 4 stars on Yelp in Baton Rouge.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:10 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I don't give a frick that you don't give a frick.
Bitch!
Now what?
@Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:11 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I've heard Plank Road is a nice spot for a scenic evening jog
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