LSU vs McNeese Analysis and Rant

Let’s just start this off by admitting that we suck, we all know it, and it’s retardED’s fault.

Now let’s get into some comparisons.

LSU Recruiting = A
McNeese Recruiting = F

LSU Head Coach Salary = ~$7M
McNeese Head Coach Salary = $180K

Now let’s look at the QB performance from last night.

LSU: Johnson 18/27 161 yards
LSU: Nussmeier 3/10 19 yards
McNeese: Orgeron 10/20 91 yards

With all that money being spent on coaching and the talent on the roster, you would have thought last nights game would be an absolute arse beating.

Not so fast! We got RetardED at the helm! Sources say after the game he attributed the win to the increased offensive performance which was due to the great work his two sons put in the past week working as offensive analyst! That’s right boys 3 Orgerons are better than 1. RetardED then went on to say that McNeese was a great team and he was specifically impressed with their QB. Sources say that LSU is in the process of offering McNeese state QB Cody Orgeron a full scholarship.

Look out SEC next year LSU will have 4 Orgerons on the field. WE COMING!