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Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:47 pm to
Posted by Bud Davis
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2013
429 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:47 pm to
Um, white female vomiting at bus stop. There appears to be a language barrier. Not sure what's going on.

Imma guess she's shitfaced.
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
12066 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:48 pm to
Sounds like one hell of a celebration
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42668 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:48 pm to
Even the police sound depressed this time around. Last riot definitely had a happier tone to it.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4519 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:49 pm to
Ok so far we've had:

multiple fires
multiple facial lacerations
foot laceration
vaginal bleeding
vomiting
head injuries
femur injury
drunk people that can't talk or walk

am I missing anything?
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:49 pm to
I'd imagine most of the police force tonight are UK fans as well. Not much worse than enduring a loss while on call and then dealing with a mob that is drunk and pissed off from the same thing you're pissed at.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145239 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:50 pm to
cant forget the train tracks
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4519 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

cant forget the train tracks


are we even sure what's going on there?
Posted by Bud Davis
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2013
429 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:50 pm to
Don't forget the suicidal male (aka Wildcat Mike), wearing blue shorts and a blue T shirt. Also, a couple of females "falling"
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 11:52 pm
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:50 pm to
People being pushed across railroad tracks
Language barriers
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:51 pm to
Until there's a naked man with a propane tank, I am disappoint.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

semotruman

M-I-Z
Posted by Fireman17
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
11708 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:51 pm to
Hank Hill is from TX not KY
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28297 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

Even the police sound depressed this time around. Last riot definitely had a happier tone to it.


That's because the phone sex babe was at the controls last time.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145239 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:52 pm to
this definitely isnt as good as the first one, but its been entertaining
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57938 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

multiple fires
multiple facial lacerations
foot laceration
vaginal bleeding
vomiting
head injuries
femur injury
drunk people that can't talk or walk

am I missing anything?
Suicidal male, large brawl, and two heart attacks.
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 11:53 pm
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30297 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:52 pm to
Bastards better not touch Keeneland nor Van Winkle, Buffalo Trace,etc..
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

Hank Hill is from TX not KY




Hank would never be naked in public
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:54 pm to
yep until then they aren't rioting correctly
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

M-I-Z

Z-O-U!!

Has an officer taken time yet to try and score with a drunk coed? The original thread was one of the GOAT, IMO.
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 11:56 pm
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 4/4/15 at 11:55 pm to
wrong hank was grilling burgers naked in a park
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