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re: Lets list all the things Arkansas does good.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:30 am to RamboMizzou
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:30 am to RamboMizzou
Bert's wife
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:31 am to TiptonInSC
Chruchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:32 am to TiptonInSC
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Bert's wife
Hi, my name is Rambo.
I approve this message.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:34 am to TiptonInSC
In Arkansas,
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-Hunting camels is prohibited.
-Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
-There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
-Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
-A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".
-It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
-When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
-It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
-You may not have more than two "relationship" toys in a house.
-The bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:35 am to RamboMizzou
quote:
Hi, my name is Rambo
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Hi, my name is Rambo
Oh hey, look. This guy has an internet persona. How wonderful.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:36 am to wmr
quote:
quote:
Hi, my name is Rambo
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Hi, my name is Rambo
Oh hey, look. This guy has an internet persona. How wonderful.
.. And to think I was doing something nice for you.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:37 am to wmr
But what if his actual name is Rambo
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:38 am to RamboMizzou
I said it was wonderful.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:38 am to DirtyDawg
Haters gunna hate.
Better get used to the Rambo.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:44 am to RamboMizzou
This reminds me of Scruffy
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:46 am to RamboMizzou
They know how to throw a hog roast.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:49 am to RamboMizzou
quote:So, are you Rambo before or after he became a saggy old gorilla?
Haters gunna hate.
Better get used to the Rambo.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:50 am to Buttermilk Pancakes
Arkansas sure knows how to make african americans feel unwelcomed through the means of media.
Then again you're just copying 95% of the sec on that.
Then again you're just copying 95% of the sec on that.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:51 am to RamboMizzou
Whatever you find sexiest, thats the Rambo I am.
Posted on 5/20/14 at 12:55 am to RamboMizzou
I don't think you're fit to take care of that child.
This post was edited on 5/20/14 at 1:26 am
Posted on 5/20/14 at 1:02 am to abellsujr
They have the strongest relationships between cousins
Posted on 5/20/14 at 1:28 am to RamboMizzou
nm
This post was edited on 5/20/14 at 1:32 am
Posted on 5/20/14 at 2:42 am to abellsujr
They carry their fatness with style.
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