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re: Let's Have Some Fun: SEC Schools as Mob Bosses
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:10 pm to Sandkhan
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:10 pm to Sandkhan
LSU - Tony "Big Tuna" Accardo aka "joe batters." took over the Chicago outfit after Al Capone similar to Miles/Saban. One of the possible shooters in the St. Valentines day massacre.
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Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:21 pm to NaturalBeam
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TAMU = Vito
They love tall stacks of Johnny Cakes
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:24 pm to undecided
A&M - Kevino Sumlinaggieo
Ole Miss - Hugo Freezahoddytoddialoni
Arkansas - Bretanzo Bieliemaporkaloni
Miss. State - Dantonio Mulleghumpanini
Georgia - Marco Richtacloseabutnocigario
LSU - Lesliecappello Milessanbladegrassio
Auburn - Gusto Malzahnanoffensia
Florida - Guglielmo Muschompiscio
Vanderbilt - Giacomo Franklinommodorio
Alabama - Nick Sabanaprocessio
South Carolina - Stefano Spurrivisorio
Tennessee - Butchaloni Jonesaroctopio
Mizzou - Garaloni Pinkelamizzuvio
Kentucky - Marco Stoopasolowvio
Ole Miss - Hugo Freezahoddytoddialoni
Arkansas - Bretanzo Bieliemaporkaloni
Miss. State - Dantonio Mulleghumpanini
Georgia - Marco Richtacloseabutnocigario
LSU - Lesliecappello Milessanbladegrassio
Auburn - Gusto Malzahnanoffensia
Florida - Guglielmo Muschompiscio
Vanderbilt - Giacomo Franklinommodorio
Alabama - Nick Sabanaprocessio
South Carolina - Stefano Spurrivisorio
Tennessee - Butchaloni Jonesaroctopio
Mizzou - Garaloni Pinkelamizzuvio
Kentucky - Marco Stoopasolowvio
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:28 pm to MetryTyger
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A&M - Kevino Sumlinaggieo
Ole Miss - Hugo Freezahoddytoddialoni
Arkansas - Bretanzo Bieliemaporkaloni
Miss. State - Dantonio Mulleghumpanini
Georgia - Marco Richtacloseabutnocigario
LSU - Lesliecappello Milessanbladegrassio
Auburn - Gusto Malzahnanoffensia
Florida - Guglielmo Muschompiscio
Vanderbilt - Giacomo Franklinommodorio
Alabama - Nick Sabanaprocessio
South Carolina - Stefano Spurrivisorio
Tennessee - Butchaloni Jonesaroctopio
Mizzou - Garaloni Pinkelamizzuvio
Kentucky - Marco Stoopasolowvio
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:30 pm to undecided
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Arkansas = Lefty Ruggiero (of Donnie Brasco) low level hustler who thinks he's more important than he actually is
I'm sorry but tBeacon refuses to be lumped in such common gutter trash and revolting criminals. If we're anybody we are Elliot Ness, Thomas E. Dewey, or the RICO act.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:31 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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If we're anybody we are Elliot Ness, Thomas E. Dewey, or the RICO act.
Or Barney "SMILE!" Fife.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:34 pm to cyde
Barney was a good man.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:36 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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Barney was a good man.
He did provide me with one of my all-time favorite gifs.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:45 pm to MetryTyger
Not what I was going for but Awesome nonetheless 
Posted on 4/4/13 at 6:19 pm to undecided
Who would be Baby Face Nelson?
This post was edited on 4/4/13 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 4/4/13 at 6:23 pm to ProjectP2294
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So, your saying South Carolina is a fake?
Only if you don't know who the frick the Soprano Family was patterned after ... from Jersey. Oh wait, you've never heard of the DeCavalcante Crime Family? gtfo
So here, allow me.
Sopranos = modern family, on the rise. Plenty of internal struggles. Struggling to compete with the Big 5. Is it a great American struggle or a vicious killer of a family flying under the radar? Made famous by TV (sic ESPN) with a famous family head, dangerous and un-predictable. All about business.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 6:25 pm to gwilging
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Who would be Baby Face Nelson?
He was not mafioso ... he was a psychopathic killer who hated being called Baby Face. He was part of the 18 months of mayhem of Dillinger, Machinegun Kelly, Bonny and Clyde (no one ever asks why it wasn't Clyde and Bonnie?), et al.
Not applicable.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 10:03 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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I'm sorry but tBeacon refuses to be lumped in such common gutter trash and revolting criminals. If we're anybody we are Elliot Ness, Thomas E. Dewey, or the RICO act.
Not really sure how Arkansas could be an act unless it involves Bobby Petrino and a Vollyball player?
How about Bugsy Segal? Created a Mecca in the Desert (Arkansas wishes if had a desert to make it interesting) but was killed before he was able to enjoy the spoils of his labor because he was distracted by a woman?
Posted on 4/4/13 at 10:57 pm to Sandkhan
Auburn is Fredo from the Godfather.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 11:23 pm to IAmReality
Vandy=Meyer Lansky.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 11:46 pm to undecided
We've got Hot Springs which was a Gangster's Paradise of sorts before Vegas.
Posted on 4/5/13 at 1:04 am to Sandkhan
Texas A&M - Gay Tony
Posted on 4/5/13 at 10:07 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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We've got Hot Springs which was a Gangster's Paradise of sorts before Vegas.
Meh, that'll do I guess so Bugsy it is
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Vandy=Meyer Lansky.
Cause they're smart, amiright?
Posted on 4/5/13 at 10:31 am to undecided
Arkansas - Bugsy Seigel
Oint like the treacherous, devious pig you are
Oint like the treacherous, devious pig you are
This post was edited on 4/5/13 at 10:35 am
Posted on 4/5/13 at 10:44 am to NaturalBeam
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NaturalBeam
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TAMU = Vito
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