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Let's expose you unwashed SEC barbarians to some truth about going to a game in Austin
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:17 am
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:17 am
I will answer anything you want to know about Austin and UT honestly, and I'll give my best recommendations to anyone who wants them. First, some truths about game weekends:
1. Austin is a good, not great college football destination. No doubt worth making the trip.
2. Traditional tailgaiting is good, not great.
3. It's the best BBQ city in the world.
4. It's expensive.
5. Texas fans are good hosts.
6. The liberal losers who have moved there in flocks dont go to football games.
7. The airport blows.
8. It's not a college town, and doesn't have that cool college town feel.
9. DKR is a good, not great stadium/atmosphere.
10. There are hot women all over the place.
I know our little dick syndrome little brother will be in here shitposting all over the place, just ignore him. I'll give you 100% honesty about whats good and bad.
1. Austin is a good, not great college football destination. No doubt worth making the trip.
2. Traditional tailgaiting is good, not great.
3. It's the best BBQ city in the world.
4. It's expensive.
5. Texas fans are good hosts.
6. The liberal losers who have moved there in flocks dont go to football games.
7. The airport blows.
8. It's not a college town, and doesn't have that cool college town feel.
9. DKR is a good, not great stadium/atmosphere.
10. There are hot women all over the place.
I know our little dick syndrome little brother will be in here shitposting all over the place, just ignore him. I'll give you 100% honesty about whats good and bad.
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Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:19 am to Monahans
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3. It's the best BBQ city in the world.
I’ll stop you there.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:19 am to Monahans
frick you
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:21 am to KaiserSoze99
Rule for this thread: don't act like a fricking child.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:21 am to Doonesbury
frick you too
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:21 am to Monahans
Austin, Just a big safe space
This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 9:22 am
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:22 am to Monahans
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Let's expose you unwashed SEC barbarians to some truth about going to a game in Austin
How about go frick yourself?
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:23 am to BoarEd
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How about go frick yourself?
I see a lot of your posts on the poli board, I'm a fan.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:23 am to Monahans
How do we avoid the marxist insurrectionists?
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:23 am to BoarEd
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How about go frick yourself?
/thread
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:24 am to Doonesbury
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Doonesbury
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Austin, Texas
Member since Sep 2022
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Rule for this thread: don't act like a fricking child.
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Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:25 am to Monahans
I was there for work a few years ago. Great city and very good bbq. I found everyone that wasn't an obvious Californian to be very hospitable.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:25 am to Monahans
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Let's expose you unwashed SEC barbarians
Stopped reading right there.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:25 am to Monahans
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unwashed SEC barbarians
I identify as a Visigoth.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:25 am to Monahans
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3. It's the best BBQ city in the world.
Those are fighting words.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:25 am to Monahans
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3. It's the best BBQ city in the world.
Nope. The brisket is great. Everything else is done better elsewhere.
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The liberal losers who have moved there in flocks dont go to football games.
Maybe look at the student section.
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The airport blows.
Absolutely. Flying into Austin is expensive no matter what time of year you go.
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DKR is a good, not great stadium/atmosphere.
This was one of my accounts when I lived there. It's nice, but most SEC stadiums are equal or better in terms of size and appearance. The view from the Longhorn club or whatever it's called was cool though.
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There are hot women all over the place.
Holy shite, you ain't kidding. The women are off the charts in Austin.
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I know our little dick syndrome little brother will be in here shitposting all over the place, just ignore him
That's all we do to Aggie.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:25 am to Monahans
The Texas "BBQ" I've had sux. While not a "connoisseur", I'm pretty damned handy around a vertical offset stick burner (no Traeger or pellet grills for me) and make my own sauces from scratch.
Texas "BBQ" is too western for my tastes. Not close to Southern.
Texas "BBQ" is too western for my tastes. Not close to Southern.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:25 am to Monahans
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There are hot women all over the place.
Pics for proof.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:28 am to Eli Goldfinger
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How do we avoid the marxist insurrectionists?
College football is like a bright light to those cockroaches. UT is a huge school with plenty of normal America loving college football fans, and those are who you will run into in and around the game.
Outside of the game they're obviously around and will at times be serving you food and drinks. Just ignore them, its not like you'll be talking politics with them.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 9:29 am to Monahans
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3. It's the best BBQ city in the world.
you lost me here.
I do agree with the rest of your post, though
This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 9:30 am
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