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re: Layla Kiffin back on the market

Posted on 2/29/16 at 5:58 am to
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 5:58 am to
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Sorry to hear that. Divorce is not fun, no matter who is at fault.


Most important comment in the thread. Layla is hot and I understand all the joking around - I would too, except the truth of the above statement recently hit home. For the people going through it, it's never fun.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:09 am to
I would definitely show her my "power T"
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:44 am to
Some of y'all act like you never had a decent piece of arse or ever will.
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5691 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 8:15 am to
I bet her nips look like little baby toes.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7536 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:38 am to
While I've read they are going through the "process" of getting a divorce I have yet to see any news that a complaint has actually been filed or the state the divorce proceedings will occur in. If they are residents of different states then the divorce laws of the state where the proceedings are initiated would govern.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5472 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:55 am to
Separate property states still recognize community property from other states I believe. That's the biggest issue. Property division is by far what's gonna hit Lane the hardest. Don't know how hard he will fight for custody. He probably won't because he's a football coach that works 18 hours a day.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7536 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:15 am to
Of course the other thing we don't know is whether all or some of the issues are going to be contested or actually litigated. Grounds are seldom contested (at least in no fault divorce states) LINK and they may have already worked out the major issues such as custody/visitation of children, child support, alimony, and property and debt division. We'll have to see how it all plays out.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 10:49 am to
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Rumor is she is pregnant, and Lane Kiffin had a vasectomy a couple of years ago

Lane got lucky then.
Posted by Purplehaze44
Member since Jun 2015
1432 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 11:59 am to
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Not to ignore her boobies, but the guy in the blue shirt photo bombing is pretty funny.

This made me realize that there was a whole picture here. Which in turn made me realize that the dude in the bottom right is totally staring at her tits just like the rest of us. Except he did it shamelessly right in front of her. That shite takes balls. Or stupidity. It is Tennessee after all.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 12:23 pm to
The guy in the blue shirt is wearing UCLA tee...which means the pic was taken during the 2009 Tennessee-UCLA game. Furthermore, the UCLA guy is pointing at the camera, which probably means his buddy was snapping pictures of Layla's assets.

Moving up a level (figuratively and physiography), this divorce could mean a couple more years for Kiffen at Alabama, absent an opportunity in California. Divorces are tough and hard to adjust to no matter how agreeable. His mindset will probably not be that settled for a couple of years and that is not conducive for HC at major program.

These days, a HC position at a major school usually requires some calm and projection of stability o be hired. Schools want a button-down all purpose front as their modern coach/general manager representative. The days of hiring a totally amoral and borderline criminal Barry Switzer type are over. A known wool chasing head coach is asking for some bad publicity. Wool is better and more anonymously gathered was an AC.

I predict several more years before he settles down for a HC position and it is hard to beat Alabama sorority girls in the category of "healthy, wealthy, and experimental." Also most are not weird-crazy...which is a good thing.
This post was edited on 2/29/16 at 12:32 pm
Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
4375 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 12:24 pm to
It's unfortunate for Lane that his wife decided to decommitt.
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4026 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 1:56 pm to
Am I the only one who thinks she's not ALL that attractive?
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 2:01 pm to
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Am I the only one who thinks she's not ALL that attractive?

Short answer would normally be "Yes, you are the only one." But then ... there may be some Aggies who prefer Lane...not that there is anything wrong with it..
This post was edited on 2/29/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
33063 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80120 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 2:06 pm to
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So the CA divorce laws are probably much more in her favor than AL


Even if she gets pregnant AFTER he gets the "snippity-do-da"?
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 2:11 pm to
She looks like she just saw a buttchugging demo. Would bang but she's on the decline.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 2:13 pm to
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there may be some Aggies who prefer Lane.


He is pretty hot.
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 2:46 pm to
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Even if she gets pregnant AFTER he gets the "snippity-do-da"?


Would still likely require paternity testing. A vasectomy is NOT a guarantee.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70909 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 2:48 pm to
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Thats what happens when you get caught banging a booster's wife mid-season.



is this real and if so how did i miss it?
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 2:50 pm to
quote:


He is pretty hot.


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