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Kirby Smart's Staff - Rumors
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:14 pm
Geez, Kirby Smart is putting together a monster staff. I'm hearing about these moves:
- Jim McElwain as offensive coordinator
- Derek Mason as defensive coordinator
- Kevin Sumlin as special teams coordinator
- Hugh Freeze as recruiting coordinator and finances
- Bert as coordinator of nutrition
- Mark Stoops as special liaison to basketball players
- Dan Mullen as coordinator of team spirit and energy
- Les Miles as field turf coordinator
- Butch Jones as coordinator of masonry
- Steve Spurrier as the master of ceremonies
- Gus Malzahn as coordinator of gimmicks and trickery
- Nick Saban as coordinator of not losing to Nick Saban
- Tim Tebow as supervisor of trying really hard and crying
- Jim McElwain as offensive coordinator
- Derek Mason as defensive coordinator
- Kevin Sumlin as special teams coordinator
- Hugh Freeze as recruiting coordinator and finances
- Bert as coordinator of nutrition
- Mark Stoops as special liaison to basketball players
- Dan Mullen as coordinator of team spirit and energy
- Les Miles as field turf coordinator
- Butch Jones as coordinator of masonry
- Steve Spurrier as the master of ceremonies
- Gus Malzahn as coordinator of gimmicks and trickery
- Nick Saban as coordinator of not losing to Nick Saban
- Tim Tebow as supervisor of trying really hard and crying
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 9:27 pm
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:15 pm to Landmass
Oh my god this is so funny hahahahahahahahajahajajajajajajanajajajajaj
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:15 pm to Landmass
Well, this post is stupid.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:16 pm to Landmass
-Hugh Freeze as coordinator of student athlete payments.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:16 pm to Landmass
I heard Bill Belichick was going to be his S&C coach.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:16 pm to Landmass
Post less
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:16 pm to Landmass
At least you tried
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:17 pm to Landmass
Mark richt as team chaplain
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:17 pm to Landmass
2/10
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:20 pm to Landmass
That's what I'm hearing.
But Lyle's official title is coordination of masonry/ assistant head line-dancing coach. Vols won 8 games this year. He went all big-chest and we had to sweeten the deal a bit.
And Freeze already landed the top player in 7 states, only one has visited- but its all legit.
But Lyle's official title is coordination of masonry/ assistant head line-dancing coach. Vols won 8 games this year. He went all big-chest and we had to sweeten the deal a bit.
And Freeze already landed the top player in 7 states, only one has visited- but its all legit.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:20 pm to Landmass
The Bert and Butch comments have me crying.
Well done.
Well done.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:21 pm to Landmass
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Bert as coordinator of nutrition
This was done, a handshake deal in place, but Bert backed out after learning it wasn't a milkshake deal.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:21 pm to Ted2010
I'm just poking fun at the idiotic rumors I hear flying around. Apparently the entire Alabama staff is willing to leave a stable and well-oiled machine to head over to underachiever-U.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:21 pm to Landmass
This thread could have been so much better. Poor execution. 
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:22 pm to Landmass
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:22 pm to Landmass
You know, I find it hard to believe you'd even post this considering your reputation on the site. Not only that, but I find it hard to believe that you found this funny. At what point during the creation of this thread did you think it was a good idea? Are you drunk? Did your main squeeze go black?
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:23 pm to Landmass
Tebow needs a job.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:23 pm to TigerTalker16
quote:
This thread could have been so much better. Poor execution.
Give me ideas.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:24 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 12/2/15 at 9:26 pm to Landmass
I have a hard time believing this was even funny in your own head
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