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KAYSHON BOUTTE - 'Come on down'

Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:35 am
Posted by captainFid
Vestavia, AL
Member since Dec 2014
4693 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:35 am
To Bama.

The awesome fireplug, that could.

We're going to need to replace the current #1, Jameson Williams.

Perhaps you've heard of him.

Jameson was at tOSU, being underserved and underutilized. Sound familiar? This year Jameson has become the undisputed 'deep threat' of college football. Jameson's performance earned him being mentioned as a possible Heisman finalist, like the 2020 winner - Devontee (slim reaper) Smith - from just down the road where you are from.

Together in a one-two punch with Pappa John Mechie III (aka. the canadian bacon), the dynamic duo have scorched SEC defenses.

Both have their share of throws from the newly minted quarterback king of college football, the Heisman award winning and AP player of the year... Mr. Bryce Young.

As Williams and Mechie have received the SEC's attention, they both continue to prepare for illustrious future NFL careers. Mechie may be out (with injury, not opt-out/quit) but together with Williams, they dazzled in the little known (of SEC West circles) - the SEC Championship.

Next up for Williams is the first round in the College Football Playoffs. If things go well, Williams will be playing on the largest stage college has to offer.

Bryce delivers, like Dominos and Papa Johns Pizza, on target.

You too, Boutte, can join this cadre of the elite - setting yourself to be on a team of winners, with a mentality of Title-or-Bust, from a program steeped in the tradition of greatness.

This would be your new home...








(Imagine, this could be you... except it won't be Stingly Jr. you are standing on. As you already know, he has opted-out of LSU). And hopefully, the fans will respect you with full stadium instead of looking like a 1A high-school.




Or you can stay at LSU, where you will probably be beaten again next year by Bama, at Tiger Stadium (aka. The Real Nicki's West). LSU hasn't won against Bama in almost a dozen years now.

If in doubt, we'd suggest you discuss with your current OC about what the future holds.




-Roll-Tide-Roll
Posted by RoscoeHarper
Edmond, OK
Member since Aug 2011
4539 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:37 am to
Bravo
Posted by TexanTiger68
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2021
4339 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:37 am to
Bama should change its name to LSU365-24-7.
Posted by jmon
Mandeville, LA
Member since Oct 2010
8406 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:39 am to
Wow, impressive troll. Pictures and everything!
Posted by RoscoeHarper
Edmond, OK
Member since Aug 2011
4539 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:39 am to
quote:

TexanTiger68 should change zhe name to A&M365-24-7


Fify
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
1051 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:40 am to
Thats a hell of a lot of effort just to say LSUs receivers are better than yours. Sad.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11659 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:41 am to
C'Mon Man
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37460 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:42 am to
You’re a cotton headed ninny muggins, you know that.
Posted by Tigers222
Member since Jun 2021
170 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:42 am to
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This post was edited on 12/17/21 at 8:50 am
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18719 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:42 am to
I'd stay at LSU... get drafted anyway and go make millions.

PHUCK bama and their fake arse fans
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37460 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:42 am to
It’s couldn’t. Jesus tap dancing Christ. Boutte COULDN’T give 2 shits.
Posted by CrimsonBoz
Member since Sep 2014
16985 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:43 am to
LSU should changes it’s name, and you already know to what.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas, Tx
Member since Nov 2018
11065 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:43 am to
why would he leave WRU?
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23026 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:44 am to
That locker room looks satanic.
Posted by Tigers222
Member since Jun 2021
170 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:46 am to
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This post was edited on 12/17/21 at 8:51 am
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8811 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Thats a hell of a lot of effort just to say LSUs receivers are better than yours. Sad.


Accurate / thread.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:49 am to
I love when the script A's go all out spending their time putting together these threads. All the time spent on this is time not spent with their women, which then leads the script A women to look for the pipe elsewhere, even from an old fricker like me. It is great!!!! Keep spending time thinking about LSU, it helps my manhood
Posted by Nissanmaxima
Member since Feb 2006
14928 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:51 am to
Alabama fans pimping for LSU players, gotta love it! I don't hear one LSU fan wishing to have one Alabama player!
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45143 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:52 am to
Did you actually spend your Friday morning taking time and effort making this shite to a guy who won’t see it?

What a fricking weirdo
This post was edited on 12/17/21 at 8:59 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35976 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Thats a hell of a lot of effort just to say LSUs receivers are better than yours. Sad.



Hey, Louisiana produces some great talent. No doubt about it. Too bad for y'all these guys won't be LSU talent though.






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