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Just woke up from a drug-induced coma

Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:44 am
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:44 am
So many bizarre visions & colors. The weirdest & most wonderful hallucination was an evening in a hot tub with paige spiranac.

Next one was during the postgame presser after the yale loss, a stage hypnotist appeared and had bruce cluck like a chicken while laying an egg on a piece of yella wood, at least it seemed to be an egg.

Last time i get sushi in lee county.








Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1363 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:45 am to
The joke was too long to be good. Nice try, though.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7151 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:45 am to
After this post, is there any chance you can go back into it?

Posted by trackem
Auburn, AL
Member since Jun 2009
1295 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:55 am to
Jokes on you. There is no good sushi place in Lee County. This is known.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
1208 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 9:56 am to
Man, I bet you were just tickled at yourself typing this one out.
Posted by colbycovington
Ruston
Member since Jan 2020
2025 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:09 am to
quote:

while laying an egg on a piece of yella wood,


Def antisemitic.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105397 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:16 am to
What had you cracking up in your mind turned out to be pretty lame baw.

You need to say it out loud before submitting next time. Yikes
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21238 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Atxgump


Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
1159 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:19 am to
quote:

What had you cracking up in your mind turned out to be pretty lame baw.


Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
2278 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:33 am to
If ur gonna make a shitty pointless troll thread at least post pics of you with an Albanian chick at the sushi restaurant
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
2278 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:38 am to
quote:

After this post, is there any chance you can go back into it?
quote:

by JetDawg


U know ur thread is bad when u have jetdawg dunking on you for making it
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30091 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Man, I bet you were just tickled at yourself typing this one out.


Dude tries harder than 99 percent of this board.

Still waiting for an actual funny OP.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3053 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:28 am to
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14001 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

So many bizarre visions & colors. The weirdest & most wonderful hallucination was an evening in a hot tub with paige spiranac.

Next one was during the postgame presser after the yale loss, a stage hypnotist appeared and had bruce cluck like a chicken while laying an egg on a piece of yella wood, at least it seemed to be an egg.

Last time i get sushi in lee county.


frickin' gross.
Posted by theballguy
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Oct 2011
1804 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
7878 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Just woke up from a drug-induced coma

I'll catch you up to speed.

Texas A&M still hasn't won anything that matters since 1939.
Next year is their year though..

Missouri claims to be in the SEC, but the basketball standings show them with zero wins.. the math doesn't add up.

Arkansas continues to make fun of Texas A&M as their most recent championship was 55 years after World War 2 started.

Tennessee rounds out this bottom of the barrel group of teams who haven't won anything of significance since 2000. They do believe Nico is their next Tee Martin though. They are also real bent out of shape that the more popular UT is joining the conference this summer.

As for the rest of us.. we mostly suck, but at least we aren't those 4 teams.
Posted by ShulaJumboPackage
3rd and 4
Member since Jul 2019
148 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:28 pm to
Unfortunately it didn't finish the job
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1363 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Texas A&M still hasn't won anything that matters since 1939.
Next year is their year though..

I think this year is our year for baseball.

And yeah, we're going to kick arse in football next season.
Posted by ShulaJumboPackage
3rd and 4
Member since Jul 2019
148 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

I think this year is our year for baseball.

And yeah, we're going to kick arse in football next season.


Yea you're an idiot
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1363 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Yea you're an idiot

Nope, just optimistic.
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