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Just realized how severely Mizzou has trolled the SEC and its fans
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:39 pm
Mizzou has nonstop rustled SEC jimmies since 2011, and a case could be made that this started as far back as 2007.
Let's take a look at the troll job Mizzou has accomplished in regards to the SEC and its fans:
2007 - Cotton Bowl. Mizzou defeats Arkansas 38 - 7. Arkansas fans whine that Mizzou only beat Arkansas because they were without a coach. They continue to use this excuse to this day.
2011 - SEC votes to make Mizzou a full conference member. Traditional SEC fans' heads explode. Traditional SEC fans bitch about Slive adding a "northern school" from a "northern state" to the conference.
2011 - Heated Civil War discussion take place on the Rant. Mizzou wins the argument.
2011 - Mizzou fans discover the SEC Rant and Tigerdroppings. Members on this site lose their shite. At first, Mizzou fans receive considerable "enjoy Mizzou's cellar dweller status" and "Mizzou is not a good fit, they aren't southern" message board attacks, but SEC fans aren't prepared for Mizzou fans to troll back.
2011 - Mizzou/Cardinal fans discover the More Sports Board. The MSB was completely unprepared for the Best Fans in Baseball. To this day the MSB wins the trophy for "most rustled board".
2011 - The St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series in a historically entertaining fashion due to unexpected heroic play by hometown boy, David Freese. Cardinal fans storm the MSB. The MSB nearly explodes from being rustled too much.
2012 - Mizzou has terrible inaugural football season. SEC fans believe their contempt of Mizzou's SEC membership is justified. The SEC Rant trolls Mizzou fans hard and essentially sets itself up for payback. SEC fans share many good laughs at Mizzou's expense in 2012, but they weren't prepared for 2013 and 2014.
2013 - Mizzou football shocks the SEC by winning the East Division. Quite an accomplishment for a school that wasn't supposed to be good at football Quite an accomplishment for a school which was supposed to be nothing more than the conference cellar dweller. Mizzou fans flood the rant with celebratory threads which poke holes in the SEC mythos and narrative. Mizzou fans rejoice in being a northern basketball school that reached the SEC football championship game in year two. Mizzou laughed specifically at Georgia.
2013 - Michael Sam comes out as gay. SEC fans' heads explode. Traditional dumb southern bigots believe Mizzou embarrassed the conference.
2013 - Arkansas experiences embarrassingly disappointing season. Their fans disappear from rant.
2014 - Season starts and the media narrative is that Mizzou got lucky in 2013.
2014 - Mizzou encounters Arkansas for the first time in conference play in the last game of the regular season. Arkansas just shutout LSU and seemed to be trending upward with impressively tough play. Arkansas fans suddenly appear on the rant and hype the Arkansas/Mizzou game as a Super Bowl-type event.
2014 - Arkansas fans are confident Arkansas will not only win but will shut out Mizzou resulting in Arkansas singlehandedly preventing Mizzou from winning the East two years in a row.
2014 - Mizzou beats Arkansas in Columbia, MO to reach the SEC championship game two years in a row. Traditional SEC fans increase their hatred of Mizzou embarrassing the conference over and over. Remember, none of this was supposed to happen.
2015 - Maty Mauk suspended for suspected cocaine use. Golden boy future hall of famer Drew Lock replaces Mauk and leads Mizzou to losses against Kentucky and Vanderbilt. He also leads Mizzou to 3 consecutive games without scoring a touchdown.
2015 - Traditional SEC fans rejoice that order has been restored. Mizzou is a bottom dweller. Mizzou's fans will probably disappear like Arkansas did for a few years. Wrong...
2015 - Kansas City Royals win World Series. The Cubs piss away their historic run and the MSB bandwagon Cubs fans lash out at laughing Cardinal fans. After all...it's funny and ironic that the Cubs are eliminated on the day that Back to the Future predicted they would win the World Series in 2015. Cardinals rejoice. MSB bandwagon Cubs fans disappear.
2015 - Semo suspends Killz from Mizzou Board for discussing politics when she claimed that there was nothing (short of posting pron) that Killz could do to be suspended from Mizzou Board. To save face, Semo claims Reedus suspended Killz from Mizzou Board...but with her approval.
2015 - Mizzou football players go on strike to support a Black Lives Matter uber-rich black kid on a fake hunger strike against privilege. Pinkel supports his players and it appears the Mizzou/BYU game is in jeopardy of being canceled. Traditional SEC fans' heads explode with bigoted hatred toward Mizzou's football team. SEC fans once again claim Mizzou is an embarrassment to the conference. People call for Mizzou to be kicked out of conference and replaced with a truly "southern" team.
2015 - Politics suddenly becomes an appropriate discussion on Mizzou Board...with exception to Killz of course. LOL.
2015 - Killz singlehandedly drives the narrative that the whole protest is founded on a hoax and warns traditional SEC fans about karma and the possibility that the Mizzou protests will spread to other SEC schools. Killz receives multiple privates messages from admins who disagree.
2015 - Protests spread to other SEC schools. Someone at LSU reports that a noose is hanging from a tree. Killz is vindicated yet continues to receive hateful private messages from admins who (at this point) are clearly rustled.
2015 - The Mizzou racial protests create a deep division on the SEC Rant and Tigerdroppings in regards to discussions about race. The websites are on fire. The Mizzou protests have completely overshadowed all legitimate college football storylines. Once again...Mizzou is on everyone's minds.
2015 - Killz realizes how severely Mizzou has unintentionally trolled the SEC and its fans.
2015 - Karma responds with news that Gary Pinkel, Mizzou's most beloved football coach, resigns after being diagnosed with Lymphoma. FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
FUUUUCK!
frickKK
frickKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
MUTHERfrickKKKKKKKEKR
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Let's take a look at the troll job Mizzou has accomplished in regards to the SEC and its fans:
2007 - Cotton Bowl. Mizzou defeats Arkansas 38 - 7. Arkansas fans whine that Mizzou only beat Arkansas because they were without a coach. They continue to use this excuse to this day.
2011 - SEC votes to make Mizzou a full conference member. Traditional SEC fans' heads explode. Traditional SEC fans bitch about Slive adding a "northern school" from a "northern state" to the conference.
2011 - Heated Civil War discussion take place on the Rant. Mizzou wins the argument.
2011 - Mizzou fans discover the SEC Rant and Tigerdroppings. Members on this site lose their shite. At first, Mizzou fans receive considerable "enjoy Mizzou's cellar dweller status" and "Mizzou is not a good fit, they aren't southern" message board attacks, but SEC fans aren't prepared for Mizzou fans to troll back.
2011 - Mizzou/Cardinal fans discover the More Sports Board. The MSB was completely unprepared for the Best Fans in Baseball. To this day the MSB wins the trophy for "most rustled board".
2011 - The St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series in a historically entertaining fashion due to unexpected heroic play by hometown boy, David Freese. Cardinal fans storm the MSB. The MSB nearly explodes from being rustled too much.
2012 - Mizzou has terrible inaugural football season. SEC fans believe their contempt of Mizzou's SEC membership is justified. The SEC Rant trolls Mizzou fans hard and essentially sets itself up for payback. SEC fans share many good laughs at Mizzou's expense in 2012, but they weren't prepared for 2013 and 2014.
2013 - Mizzou football shocks the SEC by winning the East Division. Quite an accomplishment for a school that wasn't supposed to be good at football Quite an accomplishment for a school which was supposed to be nothing more than the conference cellar dweller. Mizzou fans flood the rant with celebratory threads which poke holes in the SEC mythos and narrative. Mizzou fans rejoice in being a northern basketball school that reached the SEC football championship game in year two. Mizzou laughed specifically at Georgia.
2013 - Michael Sam comes out as gay. SEC fans' heads explode. Traditional dumb southern bigots believe Mizzou embarrassed the conference.
2013 - Arkansas experiences embarrassingly disappointing season. Their fans disappear from rant.
2014 - Season starts and the media narrative is that Mizzou got lucky in 2013.
2014 - Mizzou encounters Arkansas for the first time in conference play in the last game of the regular season. Arkansas just shutout LSU and seemed to be trending upward with impressively tough play. Arkansas fans suddenly appear on the rant and hype the Arkansas/Mizzou game as a Super Bowl-type event.
2014 - Arkansas fans are confident Arkansas will not only win but will shut out Mizzou resulting in Arkansas singlehandedly preventing Mizzou from winning the East two years in a row.
2014 - Mizzou beats Arkansas in Columbia, MO to reach the SEC championship game two years in a row. Traditional SEC fans increase their hatred of Mizzou embarrassing the conference over and over. Remember, none of this was supposed to happen.
2015 - Maty Mauk suspended for suspected cocaine use. Golden boy future hall of famer Drew Lock replaces Mauk and leads Mizzou to losses against Kentucky and Vanderbilt. He also leads Mizzou to 3 consecutive games without scoring a touchdown.
2015 - Traditional SEC fans rejoice that order has been restored. Mizzou is a bottom dweller. Mizzou's fans will probably disappear like Arkansas did for a few years. Wrong...
2015 - Kansas City Royals win World Series. The Cubs piss away their historic run and the MSB bandwagon Cubs fans lash out at laughing Cardinal fans. After all...it's funny and ironic that the Cubs are eliminated on the day that Back to the Future predicted they would win the World Series in 2015. Cardinals rejoice. MSB bandwagon Cubs fans disappear.
2015 - Semo suspends Killz from Mizzou Board for discussing politics when she claimed that there was nothing (short of posting pron) that Killz could do to be suspended from Mizzou Board. To save face, Semo claims Reedus suspended Killz from Mizzou Board...but with her approval.
2015 - Mizzou football players go on strike to support a Black Lives Matter uber-rich black kid on a fake hunger strike against privilege. Pinkel supports his players and it appears the Mizzou/BYU game is in jeopardy of being canceled. Traditional SEC fans' heads explode with bigoted hatred toward Mizzou's football team. SEC fans once again claim Mizzou is an embarrassment to the conference. People call for Mizzou to be kicked out of conference and replaced with a truly "southern" team.
2015 - Politics suddenly becomes an appropriate discussion on Mizzou Board...with exception to Killz of course. LOL.
2015 - Killz singlehandedly drives the narrative that the whole protest is founded on a hoax and warns traditional SEC fans about karma and the possibility that the Mizzou protests will spread to other SEC schools. Killz receives multiple privates messages from admins who disagree.
2015 - Protests spread to other SEC schools. Someone at LSU reports that a noose is hanging from a tree. Killz is vindicated yet continues to receive hateful private messages from admins who (at this point) are clearly rustled.
2015 - The Mizzou racial protests create a deep division on the SEC Rant and Tigerdroppings in regards to discussions about race. The websites are on fire. The Mizzou protests have completely overshadowed all legitimate college football storylines. Once again...Mizzou is on everyone's minds.
2015 - Killz realizes how severely Mizzou has unintentionally trolled the SEC and its fans.
2015 - Karma responds with news that Gary Pinkel, Mizzou's most beloved football coach, resigns after being diagnosed with Lymphoma. FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
FUUUUCK!
frickKK
frickKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
MUTHERfrickKKKKKKKEKR
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
This post was edited on 11/13/15 at 3:33 pm
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Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:45 pm to mizzoukills
Quality thread check on 3 please...
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:45 pm to mizzoukills
I read it
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:46 pm to JohnZeroQ
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:48 pm to BamaGradinTn
NICE!
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:48 pm to mizzoukills
upvote
11/10
11/10
This post was edited on 11/13/15 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:49 pm to mizzoukills
Missouri has one of the worst offenses in the United States, your QB was benched for drugs, you're going to miss a bowl this year (a year btw, that included a trip TO arkansas state), and the 2 biggest things your school is known for right now is a gay football player who was so overrated he didn't even make it 1 NFL season and the beginning of what could be THE event that drives a wedge even further into race relations so far that it may never recover.
Man, yall sure showed us alright. Where would the league be without you?
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:51 pm to WG_Dawg
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Missouri has one of the worst offenses in the United States, your QB was benched for drugs, you're going to miss a bowl this year (a year btw, that included a trip TO arkansas state), and the 2 biggest things your school is known for right now is a gay football player who was so overrated he didn't even make it 1 NFL season and the beginning of what could be THE event that drives a wedge even further into race relations so far that it may never recover. Man, yall sure showed us alright. Where would the league be without you?
Jimmies successfully rustled
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:51 pm to BamaGradinTn
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:52 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:52 pm to mizzoukills
TLDR, keelz.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:52 pm to MIZZOU_JP
Right, I forgot you aren't allowed to make any counterpoints on boards anymore lest you be rustled.
I think you sir are the one that is rustled and I will ask "y u mad that i'm stylin on u?"
HAHAH BOOOOOOOM bitch. 100 internet cool points to me.
I think you sir are the one that is rustled and I will ask "y u mad that i'm stylin on u?"
HAHAH BOOOOOOOM bitch. 100 internet cool points to me.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:53 pm to mizzoukills
You forgot the Royals.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:55 pm to mizzoukills
I read only from 2015 on. it still sucked.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:57 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:57 pm to mizzoukills
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2012 -
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SEC fans share many good laughs at Mizzou's expense in 2012
Agreed. October 13, 2012: Bama 42 - Mizzou 10
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but they weren't prepared for 2013 and 2014
uhhh....December 6, 2014: Bama 42- Mizzou 13
I assure you, if this is how you "troll" or "rustle jimmies" then you are doing it wrong.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:57 pm to everytrueson
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You forgot the Royals.
Added
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:58 pm to bamasgot13
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I assure you, if this is how you "troll" or "rustle jimmies" then you are doing it wrong.
Are you sure?
Posted on 11/13/15 at 3:01 pm to mizzoukills
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2007 - Cotton Bowl. Mizzou defeats Arkansas
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2013 - Arkansas experiences
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2014 - Mizzou encounters Arkansas
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2014 - Arkansas fans are confident Arkansas
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2014 - Mizzou beats Arkansas
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2015 - Traditional SEC fans rejoice that order has been restored. Mizzou is a bottom dweller. Mizzou's fans will probably disappear like Arkansas
I'm not an Arkansas fan but I think I see a trend here.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 3:03 pm to mizzoukills
what do you do for a living Mizzoukills? I assume you work from home? You post on all the threads on all boards (individual team forums, OT, etc etc)....and long arse lengthy threads
You can't have a traditional job do you? Or still in school I suppose
You can't have a traditional job do you? Or still in school I suppose
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