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re: Johnny Manziel would have been a better fit at Texas

Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:16 pm to
Imagine the years of fun that could be had but for the fake nature of that photo.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:20 pm to
I wish it was real. More salt in a gaping, burnt orange wound.



Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:36 pm to
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My thread is better, Slope.


You basically just stole my idea and made it tl;dr.
Posted by mograyback
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:41 pm to
This would be like finding out Chase Daniel really wanted to go to KU.

JFF woulda been a better fit in Austin, everyone knows it.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:44 pm to
Mine was first, bro, and way more eloquent. So you stole it from me and could possibly make some extra cash working for sparknotes.


ETA: never mind, I see yours was made in December

My eloquence point stands though.
This post was edited on 3/12/13 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Mine was first, bro, and way more eloquent. So you stole it from me and could possibly make some extra cash working for sparknotes.


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Posted by Slippery Slope on 12/11


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Posted by OBReb6 on 2/25 at 3:05 pm



giant fricking casty

Eta:
quote:

My eloquence point stands though.


Brevity is the soul of wit bro.
This post was edited on 3/12/13 at 4:50 pm
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:48 pm to
Look at my edit
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:50 pm to
NO U LOOK AT MY EDIT
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
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37687 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:51 pm to
Whatever. Aggies are gay
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:52 pm to
You are the one bickering over a photoshop of a shirtless dude.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37687 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:54 pm to
No one can photoshop that good. Not even Jeff Goldblum from Independence Day.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:55 pm to
Back towards the topic, the biggest quandary about his decision on TX Colleges is would JFF have made bigger waves at Texas? Nationally it is (was almost) a bigger stage in Austin but thanks to the SEC defensive fronts he caused to implode his decision is almost justifiable. ALMOST..

It would be like an Alabama native picking Auburn over the Saban factory. Doesn't happen much.. He's a frickin comet.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:56 pm to
There is also the fact that he was shirtless for his mugshot least year. Somebody would have noticed before now.
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:56 pm to
YOU THINK DAVID LEVINSON CAN'T SHOP? HE'S GOT ADVANCED DEGREES IN COMPUTER SCIENCE FROM MIT.

Also a national treasure.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:57 pm to
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his decision is almost justifiable.


He was only offered to be a safety at Texas. The second he won our QB job the decision was justifiable.
Posted by Slippery Slope
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Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 4:57 pm to
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Somebody would have noticed before now.


Most of y'all would be too busy staring at his dick to notice.
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 3/12/13 at 5:00 pm to
Jews can't photoshop
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

e was only offered to be a safety at Texas. The second he won our QB job the decision was justifiable.

This would make sense, I thought he would've been recruited as an ATH with a chance to compete for position, given his High School success in Texas.. Mack Brown is dumb.
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 3/12/13 at 5:01 pm to
I bet he has dick acne
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