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re: Johhny Manziel has dog stopped and dragged his nuts over the SEC Record Books.

Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:54 am to
Posted by wstorie44
Farmington
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:54 am to
Damn dudevi bet u got jff pajama too dont ya damn dude lol
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:57 am to
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Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36323 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 3:04 am to
Mizzou will win. They're a better TEAM.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 11/29/13 at 4:30 am to

How can a man with a slit drag his nuts across anything??




Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 4:44 am to
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As a fresh. Without a JUCO year like Cam - broke every record for yardage in the SEC History. As a freshman. MF'ers


Ahhhh not to confuse fiction with nasty facts BUT Johnny was a REDSHIRT frosh last year....so he already had been on campus the year bore. JFF will go down as a very very good qb....never to have beaten UF...just like Peyton.
Posted by thefloydian
Member since Dec 2012
4771 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 4:46 am to
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I agree - National Championships are the best.

But owning 100 year old offensive records in your first 2 years in a conference you were told would shut you down... It kicks arse, and you know it.

Archie has lived his whole life on his sec record. Destroyed . Johnny nuts.

Peyton has a pretty good rep from Tenn. fans I think. Right? No Natty. No Heisman. Johnny Nuts.

Eli played well at ole Miss - I think Ole miss fans are proud of his legacy. No Heisman - No Natty - Johnny Nuts.

Talk all you want but Bama and LSU are the only teams that can say shite. LSU more than Bama. Dude popped about 1400 vs. Saban in 2 years.

Its ok to admit it. He is THE LEADER OF THE SEC RECORD BOOK ALL TIME. That is just a fact.

and you guys think Mizzou will stop him? sheeeeet.

(unless he is hurt)



Moral Victory U
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21745 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:13 am to
quote:

He is THE LEADER OF THE SEC RECORD BOOK ALL TIME


Aaron Murray has more SEC records as a QB then Johnny.....so, please rephrase
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 11/29/13 at 5:26 am to
If there is one thing in the world that A&M fans know inside and out, it's Johnny Manziel's nuts.

Posted by TigerfanfromMaryland
Eastern Shore Maryland
Member since Oct 2012
319 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:05 am to
I'm concerned with the amount of times he said gargle and spit referring to his nuts
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:23 am to
This is another example of the type of thread you should not start Whiskey.

quote:

Johhny Manziel has dog stopped




Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:34 am to
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Posted by wstorie44 Why does so.many people on here have suck a hard on to dislike Mizzou..


See Miz-Cou's thread.

Mizzou is on a fine line of being the little brother everybody wants to see do good or the little shite stain down the road that runs their mouth the first day living in te neighborhood. The kinda kid that no matter how many times he gets his arse kicked he never learns his place.
Posted by Vanilla Coke
Member since Jan 2013
1343 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:41 am to
I TD; 6 turnovers

Johnny had STTDB during his SEC tenure
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3967 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:45 am to
Thats a lot of words about a kid playing on a team that hasnt won anything
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:47 am to


Johnny will be lucky to get invited to New York this year.

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:55 am to
quote:

has dog stopped


Is that the correct slanguage? Maybe so but I would just presume 'stomped' would work there instead of 'stopped'.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16068 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:00 am to
Tldr
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14537 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:01 am to
Bama should've stood up to Manziel and not allowed him to pad his stats against them.
Posted by AU03ALUM
Laguna Beach, CA
Member since Jul 2011
2299 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:18 am to
quote:

With even a smell of a D - Johnny beats Bama and Auburn.



So a Dick is JFF's spinach? Noted.



45-41
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:20 am to
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Nuts all over Bama record books. Nut stains all over the rant for EVER.

Like Glacier marks permanently across this board.

Step up if you didn't gargle and say - yes sir .

1 team LSU.

The rest rinse and spit. Because if Dude had Terry the office linebacker on D. 2 crystals.

Can you dig it? I knew that you could.


What in the frick are you babbling about?
Posted by easy money
Member since Feb 2005
14420 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:25 am to
Neuromancer is just silly. He types too well to be drunk so I guess he's just crazy???

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