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re: Jimbo isn’t as dumb as he looks, he has a secret plan

Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:43 pm to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22705 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:43 pm to
Unfortunately, the plan is to get fired and collect his buyout, then go to Destin and bang all O's castoffs.
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4756 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 12:00 am to
It is nice aggies are willing to share their wildest fantasies.
Posted by Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
3572 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 12:26 am to
Holy shlt, you’re crawling through TexAgs for content? On a Friday evening???

And you really think this is Jimbo’s plan?

This message is to all you retards constantly posting your bullshlt A&M threads…

At what point does your delusional hatred become unhealthy? What was Texas A&M ever done to a freaking Florida gator that makes you act this retarded?

Get a life bro and stop acting like a complete dick all the time.

This post was edited on 9/17/22 at 12:29 am
Posted by longhornyomouf
Member since Nov 2021
83 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:48 am to
Of course Jimbo isn't dumb. This guy got himself a 100m guaranteed contract.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8559 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 3:25 am to
This has to be a troll right? Honestly though this is by far the most delusional fanbase in the country, it would not surprise me if this were real.
Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
1115 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 6:34 am to
He is doing the Scott Frost plan, get the buyout ASAP , move on to next boondoggle...
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12926 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 6:36 am to
He’s only a gator fan for cover. Dude is a poor version of Sidewalk Aggie.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5926 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 6:52 am to
quote:

Holy shlt, you’re crawling through TexAgs for content?


Never been to texags, others do that for me.

quote:

At what point does your delusional hatred become unhealthy?


I don’t hate aggy, I like aggy because aggy is funny.

quote:

What was Texas A&M ever done to a freaking Florida gator


I lived in Texas for a few years back in the 80’s

Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73159 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:19 am to
quote:

I lived in Texas for a few years back in the 80’s


You get a free pass.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18824 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:28 am to
More like... jimbo is ready to retire but wants all his buyout money and doesn't plan on quitting, so he'll just be the 8&4 king until they fire him.
Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
1115 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:33 am to
No way Aggie gets 8 wins.....
Posted by Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
3572 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:40 am to
quote:

He’s only a gator fan for cover. Dude is a poor version of Sidewalk Aggie.

Absolutely this. His schtick is never original or funny.

I suspect he never graduated from college… much less high school.
Posted by Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
3572 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Never been to texags, others do that for me.


Gosh damn…. You have people sifting through TexAgs for you??? Does that mean you pay them to find content on your behalf?

You’re a weird fck bro…
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18769 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:47 am to
Did his plan also include having a worse record than Sumlin through 50 games? If so, he nailed it.
Posted by DaWGfan01
PCB FL
Member since Dec 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:51 am to
Dumbo should pat his agent on the back for the buyout he negotiated with a&m, he's gonna be collecting on it sooner rather than later unless he gets himself a legitimate OC...
Posted by Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
3572 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:52 am to
quote:

More like... jimbo is ready to retire but wants all his buyout money and doesn't plan on quitting, so he'll just be the 8&4 king until they fire him.


I see we have another 5th grade graduate here…

You honestly believe Jimbo Fisher is trying to lose so he gets fired and receives a huge buyout?

You think Jimbo enjoyed the national scrutiny and embarrassment that comes with losing to App State?

No surprise you catfished a dipshlt from OU to agree with you.

It’s hard to believe so many “Retard Posts of the Day” can be in a single thread.

You stupid mother fckrs sure try hard to out retard each other.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17382 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:55 am to
quote:

some of my family members buying worthless currency from Venezuela and thinking there’s going to a be a re-value when 1,000,000 Venezuelan Bolivar (worth less than $2 USD) will be paired with the American dollar and become 1-1 and worth $1 million USD.

Before you ask, it is real thing and scary people fall for it regardless of it’s obviously fake nature.
Sounds like a better investment of $2 than a buying a lottery ticket and a 12-oz cup of bad coffee at the gas station.

I mean, shite, two bucks for a longshot at a million? Why would that be “scary”?
Posted by Sergio J
Member since Sep 2022
465 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 8:02 am to
8 of your last 10 threads have been about aggy. Keep up the good work, sir
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18824 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 8:06 am to
Reservoir Ag.....

Posted by SquaringCircles
Member since Sep 2021
1482 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 8:12 am to
That’s a joke post about Jimbo having a plan, and it’s not a good one. I don’t know if you’ve watched the milkmen do comedy, but it’s pretty bad. Cults like Texas 5&7 usually don’t do humor very well, at least not intentionally. They are, on the other hand, very well dressed and polite.
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