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Jim Mcelwain will bust chops
Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:41 pm
At some game this year Jim Mcelwain will have enough of the shark taunting and will throw hands with some coach, the real question is who is it? I say it will be Ed O.
This shark humping will haunt Jim even after the season starts. He will go 3-2 and after his home loss to LSU on week 6 he will be decimated. As Jim endures blow up sharks being thrown his way to the fifty coach O will quietly mention to teary eyed Jim the shark curse, throwing Jim over the edge. Jim will truly show that he can bust chops with the best of them now. He throws a right hook, catching O off guard, then Jim hears random babble coming out of the cajuns mouth and Jim is hit by an upper cut to the jaw sending him to the turf. Jim wakes up the next morning in the hospital and sees on the news that O is getting a pay dock and a few reduced scholarships. Jim can't believe O wouldn't be more severely punished. As Jim is trembling with anger he sees a letter in his lap; he opens it and it reads two words: You're Fired. Jim now realizes that this shark thing has really attacked the university and his family, making him go back to selling used tooth brushes.
After these events take place the UF/LSU rivalry will be one of the best around.
This shark humping will haunt Jim even after the season starts. He will go 3-2 and after his home loss to LSU on week 6 he will be decimated. As Jim endures blow up sharks being thrown his way to the fifty coach O will quietly mention to teary eyed Jim the shark curse, throwing Jim over the edge. Jim will truly show that he can bust chops with the best of them now. He throws a right hook, catching O off guard, then Jim hears random babble coming out of the cajuns mouth and Jim is hit by an upper cut to the jaw sending him to the turf. Jim wakes up the next morning in the hospital and sees on the news that O is getting a pay dock and a few reduced scholarships. Jim can't believe O wouldn't be more severely punished. As Jim is trembling with anger he sees a letter in his lap; he opens it and it reads two words: You're Fired. Jim now realizes that this shark thing has really attacked the university and his family, making him go back to selling used tooth brushes.
After these events take place the UF/LSU rivalry will be one of the best around.
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Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:45 pm to jcolding41
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I say it will be Ed O.
Wtf
Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:48 pm to jcolding41
Ed would beat him like an enforcer who got sent to collect. It would be a blood bath.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:00 pm to TRUERockyTop
yep Jim's a poon. Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:08 pm to jcolding41
This was the most weird story, ive ever read.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:09 pm to jcolding41
I'll bet you've been working on that for months. You can do better. 
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:23 pm to Murray Hill Gator
Jim mentioned busting chops 6 days ago. The OP is centered around his comment.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:24 pm to jcolding41
The Big O would hump him like Mcelwain humped that poor shark. Only not as gentle.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:36 pm to jcolding41
Well, it's still a stupid story. Dwags got beat his first 2 years and even let their secret agent muscramp win in an effort to help him keep his job so he could ruin the Gators even worse than he did. Now he is at usc-e and will ruin their program as well. Just to try and make the dwags relevant again. 
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:42 pm to Murray Hill Gator
At least you know he's an agent, USCe fans still won't admit he is
Posted on 7/17/17 at 9:41 pm to jcolding41
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I say it will be Ed O.
That would be a huge mistake.
But on the bright side, nobody would call him "Butterteeth" anymore. They would just call him "Missplaced Bama Fan".
Posted on 7/17/17 at 10:06 pm to jcolding41
McElwain did this to himself with those stupid responses. You would think that after the first time he talked about the shark thing and looked like an arse he would learn from it and handle it better the next time. But he gets even more goofy and talks about his family and the university. Did he learn anything while under Saban?
Posted on 7/17/17 at 11:43 pm to jcolding41
Coach O may not be the best coach in the SEC but he sure can beat the shite out of a man. Shark frickers beware.
This post was edited on 7/17/17 at 11:44 pm
Posted on 7/18/17 at 2:10 am to RainKing96
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McElwain did this to himself with those stupid responses. You would think that after the first time he talked about the shark thing and looked like an arse he would learn from it and handle it better the next time. But he gets even more goofy and talks about his family and the university. Did he learn anything while under Saban?
Saban can glare at everyone and throw a chair at a reporter and Finebaum will grovel and apologize to him after. Jimmy Mac ain't in that position but your point that he's bringing shite down on himself stands. That said, these are coaches we're talking about not rocket scientists or even 2 bit politicians that at least know not to say certain keywords their handler force feeds them.
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 2:13 am
Posted on 7/18/17 at 7:14 am to rmnldr
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Coach O may not be the best coach in the SEC but he sure can beat the shite out of his wife.
FIFY
Posted on 7/18/17 at 7:46 am to jcolding41
I can't wait to see the shark signs on College Game Day.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 7:54 am to Fear The Thumb
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I can't wait to see the shark signs on College Game Day
THIS.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 9:01 am to Fear The Thumb
I'd die if people threw blow up sharks at Mac
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:05 am to jcolding41
I for one am looking forward to TGBFTL's rendition of the Jaw's theme
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:26 am to Cold Drink
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I for one am looking forward to TGBFTL's rendition of the Jaw's theme
O, MAN! can you imagine as UF is fixing to take the field you hear that Jaw's Intro? talk about hilarious.
this story is gonna stay with him. he shoulda laughed and agreed it would be hilarious if it was someone else.
isn't sports about sportsmanship!
good one, bro.
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