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re: JFF is now a jedi?

Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4343 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:55 pm to
He cheats. He has a guide dog that helps. One bark, he throws left, two barks he throws right, three barks is the cue to bounce the ball off of the center's butt, make a 360 and hit the open receiver in the middle of the end zone.

It's all pretty simple.

The only problem this year was that Miss Reveille started barking at the Kyle Field bats and it threw JFF off.

She has been let in on the secret now so the SEC is in trouble....except when the Ags play State.

Pretty sure UGA and UT won't make it to the SECCG, so it should be clear sailing.

Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 5/22/13 at 12:39 am to
quote:

It's all pretty simple.

The only problem this year was that Miss Reveille started barking at the Kyle Field bats and it threw JFF off.

She has been let in on the secret now so the SEC is in trouble....except when the Ags play State.

Pretty sure UGA and UT won't make it to the SECCG, so it should be clear sailing.



you could of left this off, and this might've been a quality post
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 5/22/13 at 12:53 am to
Explains a ton for those first 3 series. He exhausted most of his force power raping our corners in the open field and pushing them out of the way....why didn't I notice this before


Ever seen Revenge of the Sith?
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
37651 posts
Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:07 am to
quote:

My name's Johnny
and it might be a sin,
but I told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been.


It's official, I'm changing my sig tomorrow.
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