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Jesus Christ... which of you is this? (reddit-r/CFB)

Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:44 pm
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70900 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:44 pm
chrismoore8...... Roll tide

quote:

These stupid motherfricker warpigstigerbirdcocks think that they can photoshop and bullshite gif and post in and claim it is true means anything is whoresshit. Kris David is a class-skipping thug who only got into Awbarn because he got rejested from burger flippin school and it dont even matter because Nick marchell was over the line on the play and that clock was done at 0 seconds. The games stops at zero thats what zero means ref$ but they dont teach math to ref$ so go back to the pac12 where you belong. and Cad foster... even Jesus hates you and he only hates Awbarn. So listen here, when we get to the cahmpionship and beat Awbarn again for the title and then go beat the Seahawks for the Super Bowl then everyone will know that God and Saban are literal penpals. and when I find that dumb Awbarn fan that be liing on that gif I will take my fork and stab him in the eye with my fork. In Saban's sweet and holy name

Roll Tide





































It's a lost bet.....or it's antibarner.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145132 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:45 pm to
We really can't put it past S.E.C crazy or whatever it is
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:46 pm to
Don't know who that is, but he sounds like......ME!!!
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:47 pm to
See, it's so over the top you know it's someone parodying bama fans...until you read some of the shite on here, at which point it does call into question if this could be a real bama fan.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:47 pm to
beer bryant?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70900 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:47 pm to
Forgot about that dude

Some down home crazy Bama fans on this board
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:47 pm to
Looks like somebody laid down the retirement on the money line.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54079 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

These stupid motherfricker warpigstigerbirdcocks think that they can photoshop and bull shite gif and post in and claim it is true means anything is whores shite. Kris David is a class-skipping thug who only got into Awbarn because he got rejested from burger flippin school and it dont even matter because Nick marchell was over the line on the play and that clock was done at 0 seconds. The games stops at zero thats what zero means ref$ but they dont teach math to ref$ so go back to the pac12 where you belong. and Cad foster... even Jesus hates you and he only hates Awbarn. So listen here, when we get to the cahmpionship and beat Awbarn again for the title and then go beat the Seahawks for the Super Bowl then everyone will know that God and Saban are literal penpals. and when I find that dumb Awbarn fan that be liing on that gif I will take my fork and stab him in the eye with my fork. In Saban's sweet and holy name Roll Tide


Now this is a rant
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70900 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:48 pm to
The struggle is real
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70900 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

In Saban's sweet and holy name 

Roll Tide 


my favorite part
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:50 pm to
Me
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64485 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

These stupid motherfricker warpigstigerbirdcocks think that they can photoshop and bullshite gif and post in and claim it is true means anything is whoresshit. Kris David is a class-skipping thug who only got into Awbarn because he got rejested from burger flippin school and it dont even matter because Nick marchell was over the line on the play and that clock was done at 0 seconds. The games stops at zero thats what zero means ref$ but they dont teach math to ref$ so go back to the pac12 where you belong. and Cad foster... even Jesus hates you and he only hates Awbarn. So listen here, when we get to the cahmpionship and beat Awbarn again for the title and then go beat the Seahawks for the Super Bowl then everyone will know that God and Saban are literal penpals. and when I find that dumb Awbarn fan that be liing on that gif I will take my fork and stab him in the eye with my fork. In Saban's sweet and holy name Roll Tide


Sad part is that it's entirely plausible that this incoherent drivel does actually represent the true thoughts of some Bama fan. Seriously, after seeing some of the meltdowns on here as well as FB and Twitter, this guy's rambling is really nothing out of the norm.
This post was edited on 12/4/13 at 4:51 pm
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15586 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

See, it's so over the top you know it's someone parodying bama fans...until you read some of the shite on here, at which point it does call into question if this could be a real bama fan.


When I heard the Updyke clip I thought it was a joke. It wasn't.
Posted by gatorrocks
Lake Mary, FL
Member since Oct 2007
13969 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:51 pm to
God reddit is a cesspool.

Literally the worst people on the internet on that site.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17816 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:51 pm to
Solid melt
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145132 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:51 pm to
Except GW
Posted by LordByron
Member since Nov 2013
259 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:52 pm to
Oh Antibarner..... he's finally lost the plot!
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70900 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:52 pm to
I bet it's pretty spot on tbh
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:52 pm to
It's a lost bet

Auburn guy has control of his account until the end of the SECCG

he subscribed him to space dicks and changed his language to Russian
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:53 pm to
No way that is legit
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