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Jesus, Bert doesn't even bother with basic hygiene anymore.

Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:27 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78563 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:27 pm
It looks like somebody went to a strip club somewhere outside of Flint, Michigan, found the most pitiful-looking person stumbling out, threw an Arkansas jacket on him, and made him your freaking Coach. I guess he makes up for it with all these victories though. Dear Lord, what an embarrassment.

This post was edited on 12/29/16 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8433 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:33 pm to
You mean Arkansas tent.
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

It looks like somebody went to a strip club somewhere outside of Flint, Michigan, found the most pitiful-looking person stumbling out, threw an Arkansas jacket on him, and made him your freaking Coach.
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:34 pm to
Accurate description of our coach
Posted by CALIGUMBEAUX
Huntington Beach
Member since Jul 2015
208 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:35 pm to
Those pants are also his PJs.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30214 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:37 pm to
He looks like a real Hog.
Posted by AUX3
Member since Dec 2010
3447 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:39 pm to
Bert will not win anything meaningful. He should be fired.
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:41 pm to


Isn't this the LSU coach?
Posted by DropKick70
South Beach
Member since Jul 2011
1043 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:41 pm to
Can't stand the dumb arse son of a bitch, but I swear to God he's actually getting fatter. Triglycerides are probably off the chart but so is his bank account. I wonder what his wife thinks when she sees this fat arse in the buff?
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15391 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:53 pm to
he wears that jacket in September.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36019 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:55 pm to
I mean he needs to get a personal trainer and put in serious work in the off-season. He's quickly approaching Friedgen, Weis and Mangino territory.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22274 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:57 pm to
You know how much coke it takes to keep that hot blonde in his bed? shite takes a toll on a man.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Mangino




I wouldn't go that far.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8433 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:05 pm to
Dude...Jesus!! I forgot how fat that frick is.
Posted by SprintFun
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
45794 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

It looks like somebody went to a strip club somewhere outside of Flint, Michigan, found the most pitiful-looking person stumbling out, threw an Arkansas jacket on him, and made him your freaking Coach. I guess he makes up for it with all these victories though. Dear Lord, what an embarrassment
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:05 pm to
At least a 6x coat.
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