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Jesus, Bert doesn't even bother with basic hygiene anymore.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:27 pm
It looks like somebody went to a strip club somewhere outside of Flint, Michigan, found the most pitiful-looking person stumbling out, threw an Arkansas jacket on him, and made him your freaking Coach. I guess he makes up for it with all these victories though. Dear Lord, what an embarrassment.
This post was edited on 12/29/16 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:34 pm to Lsupimp
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It looks like somebody went to a strip club somewhere outside of Flint, Michigan, found the most pitiful-looking person stumbling out, threw an Arkansas jacket on him, and made him your freaking Coach.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:34 pm to Lsupimp
Accurate description of our coach
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:35 pm to Lsupimp
Those pants are also his PJs.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:39 pm to RT1941
Bert will not win anything meaningful. He should be fired.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:41 pm to CALIGUMBEAUX
Can't stand the dumb arse son of a bitch, but I swear to God he's actually getting fatter. Triglycerides are probably off the chart but so is his bank account. I wonder what his wife thinks when she sees this fat arse in the buff?
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:53 pm to Lsupimp
he wears that jacket in September.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:55 pm to DropKick70
I mean he needs to get a personal trainer and put in serious work in the off-season. He's quickly approaching Friedgen, Weis and Mangino territory.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:57 pm to Lsupimp
You know how much coke it takes to keep that hot blonde in his bed? shite takes a toll on a man.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:01 pm to SCLibertarian
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Mangino
I wouldn't go that far.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:05 pm to AU4real35
Dude...Jesus!! I forgot how fat that frick is.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:05 pm to Lsupimp
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It looks like somebody went to a strip club somewhere outside of Flint, Michigan, found the most pitiful-looking person stumbling out, threw an Arkansas jacket on him, and made him your freaking Coach. I guess he makes up for it with all these victories though. Dear Lord, what an embarrassment
Posted on 12/29/16 at 9:05 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
At least a 6x coat.
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