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Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:06 pm to Numberwang
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:06 pm to Numberwang
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Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:07 pm to tylerdurden24
No it's a genius move.
-She had gotten money or something from the incident, so obviously he's gettin some of that.
-He'll be getting make up sex forever, and she's pretty much gotta do whatever he wants
-She has a new job, so he can make her pay for everything
-He no longer has to buy her gifts for anything.
-And he can cheat on her as much as possible and not feel bad.
Like a boss
-She had gotten money or something from the incident, so obviously he's gettin some of that.
-He'll be getting make up sex forever, and she's pretty much gotta do whatever he wants
-She has a new job, so he can make her pay for everything
-He no longer has to buy her gifts for anything.
-And he can cheat on her as much as possible and not feel bad.
Like a boss
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:13 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
if Spurrier had anything to do w/ it, it would have been to set-up Petrino's downfall because Petrino's has had his number.... but seriously, I have little respect for our new swimming S&C coach. he should have tossed his cheating fiancé to the curb when he found out her w/ Petrino.
This post was edited on 8/20/12 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:14 pm to umrebel2009
All of that considered, he is still a bitch.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:16 pm to umrebel2009
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No it's a genius move.
-She had gotten money or something from the incident, so obviously he's gettin some of that.
-He'll be getting make up sex forever, and she's pretty much gotta do whatever he wants
-She has a new job, so he can make her pay for everything
-He no longer has to buy her gifts for anything.
-And he can cheat on her as much as possible and not feel bad.
Like a boss
Pretty much none of this is true.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:24 pm to Numberwang
Im calling a golf cart accident with her and Spurier on the 19th hole.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:34 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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yo josh...your woman was sleeping with a married dude who is twice her age.
Just reminded me of that quote from Big Daddy:
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Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:36 pm to boddagetta
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that skank homewrecker
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:37 pm to umrebel2009
I can't wait to sign the online guest book for their wedding.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:39 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
Man...what a wimp. The Fiance 
...Bobby P was banging your chick for months and you are still with her? Josh...its only a matter of time till she shows the Ol Ball coach the playbook if you know what I mean. MAN UP SON!!! Seriously...he doesnt have friends to tell him how much of a chump he looks like?
Also...the article called her a "blonde bombshell"...um..yeah...Im gonna disagree on that part.
...Bobby P was banging your chick for months and you are still with her? Josh...its only a matter of time till she shows the Ol Ball coach the playbook if you know what I mean. MAN UP SON!!! Seriously...he doesnt have friends to tell him how much of a chump he looks like? Also...the article called her a "blonde bombshell"...um..yeah...Im gonna disagree on that part.
This post was edited on 8/20/12 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:41 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
She is receiving behind the scene help from Arky to avoid sexual harrassment lawsuit.
This post was edited on 8/20/12 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:46 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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But seriously, she must be a freak
Maybe he's just got a small dick and low self esteem.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 2:48 pm to Bellabama
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Maybe he's just got a small dick and low self esteem.
Troofs.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 3:15 pm to Bellabama
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Maybe he's just got a small dick and low self esteem.
Josh's Theme Song
Self Esteem by The Offspring
Posted on 8/20/12 at 3:15 pm to tylerdurden24
Of course Carolina boosters are glad to welcome them to Columbia. They know she's a ho fo' sho.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 3:18 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I am hoping she stops by a few tailgates.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 3:19 pm to UpstateCock2007
When the Cockaboose is a rockin', Josh don't come a knockin'
Posted on 8/20/12 at 3:20 pm to tylerdurden24
IDGI. She's not even that good looking. That snatch must be elastic.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 3:21 pm to UpstateCock2007
quote:So you can shake her hand for giving SCar a chance to actually beat Arkansas?
I am hoping she stops by a few tailgates.
Posted on 8/20/12 at 3:24 pm to Drewbie
Jessica, you got tickets...TO THIS GUN SHOW?
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