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re: Jen Bielema getting in on the ALC Ice Bucket Challenge thingy

Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:29 pm to
She better hit up spin class at the arky gym
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:30 pm to
I would put it in her butt
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:30 pm to
You'd start packing on the lbs too if you were forced to go to Golden Corral every night
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:30 pm to
I bet Spurrier could show her some exercises.

Spur to Jenn:

"Jenn, just pretend that you are an exercise ball. I'll do the rest."
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:33 pm to
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frick Miracle Whip.


Yes, I do believe that's exactly what the discussion was about doing.
Posted by yumahog
Independence, Missouri
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:35 pm to
Say all you want, at least he has seen her naked.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:36 pm to
Has he though?
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 12:37 pm
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:37 pm to
#bertisfat

#noiceinbucketdoesntcount
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43791 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:37 pm to
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Say all you want, at least he has seen her naked.


Debatable. It's much more likely that he's paying her to pretend to be his wife.
Posted by NGATiger
Member since Dec 2013
3044 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:37 pm to
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Has he though?


This is debatable, and deserves a thread IMO
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:42 pm to
bert also uses marinara sauce as lube. marinara mondays are a real treat, he calls his dick a "mozzerella stick" when daledenton finds it for him.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 12:43 pm
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:43 pm to
I laughed
Posted by yumahog
Independence, Missouri
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:44 pm to
These responses are truly amazing. Bravo sirs
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:55 pm to
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That's the only time she ever gets wet around Bret.

Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46364 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:06 pm to
Have any other coaches wives done this?

For some reason I can't see some of them going the extra miles to do it...
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 1:07 pm
Posted by yumahog
Independence, Missouri
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

bert also uses marinara sauce as lube. marinara mondays are a real treat, he calls his dick a "mozzerella stick"


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Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6121 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:08 pm to
Well now PETA can sue Arky for keeping 2 whales out of the water.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 1:09 pm
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