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re: Its Meltdownn Time! NSFW

Posted on 11/17/15 at 10:42 am to
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30272 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 10:42 am to
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I didn't see all the game. Did this really happen? If so, he's going to have a nervous breakdown right on the field if he has to face Bama's front 7.




Oh it happened. JJ is a big dude, but he looks scared to death of getting hit. He curled up in the fetal position and the defenders just looked at him - they didn't even have to touch him.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23832 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 10:50 am to
quote:

buga should have went to bama..probaly could have won a heisman and NC..


TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108780 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 10:56 am to
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How many swastikas of shite will it take for the team to boycott the next two games?


Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24855 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

I agree. I was just trying to offer an Auburn healing space if needed.




That AL.com video summed me up pretty much perfectly. I pulled the emotional ejection seat a while back.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 1:30 pm to
The Aubie melt is epic.. up vote
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24190 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:00 pm to
This is my favorite...

quote:

My gosh what a bunch of cock gobblers.


How often do you see "gosh" and "cockgobblers" in the same sentence?
This post was edited on 11/17/15 at 2:05 pm
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5224 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

As of today, I fricking hate, Gus. I hate how is so stubborn when everyone else knows he is wrong. I hate is dumbass coach talk. I hate how his gay arse celebrates at Waffle House. I hate sweater vests. I hate bubble gum. frick you, you Arkansas piece of shite.


That's me!!!
Posted by auburntigasz
Member since Oct 2015
158 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:14 pm to
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ISIS is more explosive than this offense


fricken dead
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:20 pm to
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We went full Aggy!


We own so many domes.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24190 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:22 pm to
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We own so many domes


Too bad no domes from a team that's relevant.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Too bad no domes from a team that's relevant.



It's not our fault almost everyone loses to Bama.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24190 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:33 pm to
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It's not our fault almost everyone loses to Bama


Good point. I guess I'm just enjoying the recent love after so much shite taking during the offseason and earlier this season.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:34 pm to
Bama fans might not understand this, but the rest of us have to take what we can get.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24190 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:39 pm to
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Bama fans might not understand this, but the rest of us have to take what we can get.


Maybe some recent bandwagoners. But from when I was 10 until 25, we pretty much always sucked. And having moved from Alabama at 4, every SEC fan enjoyed pointing out how bad we sucked.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:43 pm to
Meh, even on your worst day as a fan Bama was still Bama. Opposing fans still cared about beating you, the media still talked about you even if it was hypotheticals about your program dying. You haven't experienced the real pain of being a college football fan- irrelevancy.

There is nothing worse than being a fan of a program that has sucked for years to the point where no one sees them as a threat and no one cares about beating your team. There is no hope then, no way to even dream the next year will be better.
This post was edited on 11/17/15 at 2:44 pm
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13495 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:46 pm to
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I don't want to see a single fricking posibarner thread this week. They are like Muslim apologists at this point. Part of the fricking problem.


I fricking meant it too
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 2:56 pm to
Most of those Lsu ones came from the scoreboard game thread.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 3:00 pm to
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If we weren't bankrupt, we wouldn't have to look at Botch and his awful fricking staff!!!!!!!!
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69932 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 3:06 pm to
Nobody said that TT9
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15715 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 3:21 pm to
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But from when I was 10 until 25, we pretty much always sucked


I'm sure it felt that way, but the fact is that's simply not true no matter your age. Bama hasn't had a 15 year run of suckage in the entire history of the program.

Bryant's last 5 years saw SEC finishes of 1,1,2,1,6 with 2 nattys. He retired after the 1982 season.

Even if you call all of the Perkins and Curry years as suck (and they weren't - Curry won the SEC in 1989), that's a stretch of only 7 years.

Stallings averaged 10 wins a year, won a natty, and made 3 SECCG appearances. No real suck at all. Only slightly sucked when compared to Spurrier.

After him, even if you consider the entire stretch of DuBose, Fran, and Shula as suck (and they combined for 3 10 win seasons and a SEC title), that was only a 10 year stretch.

And then came Saban.

If you want to go back further, it was only 11 seasons between Frank Thomas and Bear Bryant.....
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