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re: Its Meltdown Time!
Posted on 12/1/15 at 1:46 pm to stat19
Posted on 12/1/15 at 1:46 pm to stat19
Amen
WHen I read this...:Will Muchamp leaving would be the cherry on top of this shiteshow of a season.
To be an Auburn football fan is to walk in sack cloth and ashes while flagellating with only brief moments of reprieve
AUBURN JESUS, Why Hast thou forsaken Us"
I knew the Lee county sister humping West Georgia High School football team had finally melted their sweet asses off. Their tears are the most precious sweet tasting victory one can imagine. Harvey Updyke is probably sitting at home now rubbing himself while reading that tripe.
Too funny......
WHen I read this...:Will Muchamp leaving would be the cherry on top of this shiteshow of a season.
To be an Auburn football fan is to walk in sack cloth and ashes while flagellating with only brief moments of reprieve
AUBURN JESUS, Why Hast thou forsaken Us"
I knew the Lee county sister humping West Georgia High School football team had finally melted their sweet asses off. Their tears are the most precious sweet tasting victory one can imagine. Harvey Updyke is probably sitting at home now rubbing himself while reading that tripe.
Too funny......
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 1:47 pm to TheJones
I know but I was just feeling it - I'm sorry
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 12/1/15 at 1:57 pm to MontyFranklyn
saban leaving gumps lost
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:00 pm to MontyFranklyn
I don't know which is funnier -- Domers whining about not getting penalty calls, or Longhorns whining about A&M and TTU.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:08 pm to MontyFranklyn
Those are wonderful melts.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:11 pm to MontyFranklyn
If the "Bad Lip Reading" video guys would do one of Muschamp
that would be cool
that would be cool
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:13 pm to MontyFranklyn
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Coker is a fighter JJ is a dripping, moist, pussy.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:15 pm to Drank
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jeremy Johnson killed this game. He should NEVER EVER .. EVER see playing time again at JH. frick him and frick our absolute joke of a head coach. I'm actually excited about next year because at the end of the season both of those stubborn untalented jokes will be gone. Gus's offense and JJ being a fricking special olympic untalented unintelligible fetal position frick are the reason why we have lost the majority of the games we have been in. frick both of them forever. frick THEM. Speaking of JJ..... Im realllllllyyy gonna need some of our caucasionally disenfranchised sheep on campus to make a demands list and demand Jay Jacobs to resign. He is also to blame. We are leaving as are thousands of others bc we will not support this stubborn, talentless absolute bullshite. frick. You. /melt over, going to the hotel to break some shite.
outch.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:25 pm to MontyFranklyn
Wow... that Muschamp dude needs somebody to just slap the shite outta him .
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:26 pm to MontyFranklyn
apology for poor english
when were you when offense dies
i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fried ring
'offense is die'
'no'
When I catch my breath, I'll get around to asking wtf
when were you when offense dies
i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fried ring
'offense is die'
'no'
When I catch my breath, I'll get around to asking wtf
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:27 pm to MontyFranklyn
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Auburn really had the most disgusting melts I have every seen.
This is new for the young Auburn fans that grew up with Tubbs and then got a NC due to Cam Newton. They are under the impression that Auburn is a relevant football program and that is not the case at all. They need to consult their parents and grandparents and learn how to act as Bama's bitch because their parents and grandparents have spent a lifetime in that role.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:28 pm to VagueMessage
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apology for poor english
when were you when offense dies
i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fried ring
'offense is die'
'no'
holy shittttt...
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:29 pm to VagueMessage
Lee County haiku.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:38 pm to MontyFranklyn
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I hope soneone fricks up Henry's knee
Henry already fricked it up by breaking it off in the asses of the AU defense
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:39 pm to MontyFranklyn
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Bunch of fricking soccer mom productions that wouldn't know their fricking arse from a hole in the ground when it comes to football, sitting in that shitty little frickbox cheering on their dorkified band. Oh, did a football game fricking break out? Whatever is that?
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Am sobbing into ice cream
Or maybe just eating fro yo with the tv off. Same thing
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frick!! Might shite in the shower after this
Just grade-a melts right here. My sides hurt.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:48 pm to Gary Busey
The Boogs did under achieve this season. They are a middle of the pack football team. They catch fire occasionally but by and by are a middle level western division school. Maybe next year they can bump it up to fourth place (in the west).
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:02 pm to Herman Frisco
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The Boogs did under achieve this season.
They didn't under achieve, that is Auburn football. You must be a young Alabama fan and you see things like the young Auburn fans. Auburn is not a great football program and they never have been. They went to the NC twice and the young fans got to enjoy that and now they will slip back into being Auburn for a half a century.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:19 pm to MontyFranklyn
Boogs winning something after all
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:38 pm to MontyFranklyn
Texas won the melt overall with a world record number and different grammatical uses of the word "F..." However, the depth of despair goes to Notre Dame..
"Their kicker looks like a Hobbit"
"Welp.
Fire Van Gorder. Leave him at the airport Kiffin-style."
"Please send help. There's no more beer. Or hope for me."
"Oh dear it actually hurts to live"
"Their kicker looks like a Hobbit"
"Welp.
Fire Van Gorder. Leave him at the airport Kiffin-style."
"Please send help. There's no more beer. Or hope for me."
"Oh dear it actually hurts to live"
Posted on 12/1/15 at 5:07 pm to MontyFranklyn
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I'll take all the Bama dick gobbling they can throw at me if I can just hear Verne or Gary say on TV how fricking garbage JJ is. I mean just flat out say "I've taken a shite that could throw a better pass than this guy" and just shite on him hard.
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